After school that afternoon...
Orochimaru, Kakuzu, Dave, Hiruzen, and Might Duy stood outside the office, exchanging uneasy looks...
"Mitsuki's guardian, please come in," the teacher called from inside.
They exchanged another look and made room for Orochimaru.
Orochimaru sighed helplessly and walked in.
He entered the office and sat down across from Nanako...
"Lord Hokage, do you usually not have time to teach your child?" Nanako asked, sounding both helpless and puzzled.
"No, I take him with me wherever I go."
"Do you usually... dissect human large intestines?"
"Huh?"
Watching Orochimaru emerge from the office with a blank expression, the others exchanged another look...
"Hidan's guardian, please come in."
Kakuzu paused, then walked past Orochimaru and went inside.
"As Hidan's guardian, how do you usually teach him at home?" Nanako asked with a smile.
"At home, I generally teach him how to make five ryo last a year, along with economic and financial values, and how capital constrains and guides the development of modern society," Kakuzu said after some thought.
"...But Hidan's behavior today was a little..."
"Was he too impressive? I'll have a proper talk with him when we get home. You can't be too arrogant. You have to keep a low profile. How could he lose his patience on his very first day? Honestly." Kakuzu sighed...
"No, Hidan chopped his own head off twenty-nine times today, broke his arms fifty-four times, and nearly cut off another child's head with a knife."
"..."
Seeing Kakuzu also emerge from the office with a blank expression, the remaining three grew even more nervous...
"Asuma's guardian, please come in."
Hiruzen puffed out his chest, raised his head, summoned his courage, and slowly walked inside.
"You're Asuma's guardian, correct? Hello."
"You don't need to say anything, Teacher. I know what's wrong with