Orochimaru brought Mitsuki home...
"Um... Father." Mitsuki lowered his head, looking a little embarrassed.
"It's all right. I expected this sort of thing from the moment you started school." Orochimaru shook his head. He didn't blame Mitsuki.
"Yo! Orochimaru! Heard you got called in by the school again!" Just then, a figure in white appeared on Orochimaru's balcony...
"Haha, Orochimaru, don't blame Mitsuki. It's not his fault he's so talented! Besides, I keep telling you not to teach him so much. He's still a kid. Just let him have fun." Seeing Mitsuki with his head lowered, Jiraiya laughed and patted his shoulder.
"Idiot." Orochimaru gave him a flat look.
"Tch. Come on, Mitsuki. Your father Jiraiya will take you out to play. Let's ignore this freak." Jiraiya curled his lip, grabbed Mitsuki, and ran outside with him.
Orochimaru shook his head helplessly.
Meanwhile... Hiruzen brought Asuma home...
"Can't you give me a single day of peace? Huh? Do you have to make me so angry that I end up going to the hospital every day like Dave before you're satisfied?" Hiruzen lectured him wearily.
"Hiss... phew~ It's just a little issue. If the Kindergarten won't let you smoke, can you even call it a kindergarten?" Asuma took a drag and blew the smoke into Hiruzen's face.
"..." Veins bulged on Hiruzen's forehead...
Then a child's screams rang through Hiruzen's house.
As for Hiruzen's neighbors, they had long since gotten used to it.
Kakuzu brought Hidan home...
"Which finger is this?" Kakuzu held an arm in one hand and five fingers in the other.
"Uh, I think that one's the middle finger."
"Mm."
The atmosphere was a little bizarre...
"Also, Father, could you stop worrying about my fingers and arm for a minute and sew my head back on first?" Hidan's