"Hold out your hands."
"Oww..."
"Beep, beep, beep..."
"Take it out. What is it?"
"Just a teeny, tiny little... grenade..."
"All right, go in." With a chakra detector in her left hand and a metal detector in her right, Nanako finished searching Obito and let him inside.
"Oh, and fifty-nine grenades, two scrolls with machine guns sealed inside, and one scroll with a tank sealed inside. Remember to have your parents pick them up after school," Nanako told Obito helplessly.
"Fine..." Obito nodded, at a loss for words.
"Next." Nanako looked toward the doorway.
Mitsuki slowly walked in...
"What is this?" Nanako pulled a scroll from inside Mitsuki's clothes.
"A social quality inspection polymer precision structural composite."
"The short version," Nanako asked flatly.
"A bomb containing gunpowder compressed to one hundred times its normal density."
"Have your parents pick it up this afternoon," Nanako said, her face darkening.
"Next."
Hidan walked in with his head lowered...
"Do you want me to search you, or will you hand them over yourself?" Nanako couldn't even be bothered to search him anymore...
"Here." Hidan pulled a scroll from inside his clothes...
"Just one?" Nanako asked, looking at Hidan...
Slowly, Hidan pulled another out of his hair... then one from his shoe, and one from his crotch. Most absurdly of all, he broke off his arm and pulled yet another out of it...
"Have your parents pick them up this afternoon." Nanako no longer knew what to say...
"Oh..."
Next, Nanako confiscated ten twenty-five-kilogram dumbbells and two fifteen-kilogram weights from Guy, more than a dozen blades from Kakashi, eighteen puppets equipped with cannons from Sasori... and more than a dozen cartons of Sarutobi Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes, along with thirty lighters, from Asuma.
Nanako stepped up to the lectern to begin her lesson,