Tobirama came out of the bathroom, cheerfully drying himself off.
Wrapped in a bath towel, Tobirama walked over to an outlet, plugged in a hair dryer, and began drying his white hair.
Once his hair was dry, Tobirama sat down at his computer desk, ready to begin his daily internet surfing.
As he had done every day for decades, Tobirama opened an app called Love Kidney Farm. Times had changed, and decades had flashed past in the blink of an eye, but Tobirama remained as devoted to it as ever.
Every day, Tobirama spent about half an hour tending his Love Kidney Farm...
But when Tobirama entered the farm, he found empty vegetable plots, a beaten dog, and chaos everywhere...
[Dear farm owner, while you were away, your friend Aoxing Gambling, Sexy Dealer Dealing Live, stole 1,000 of your cabbages.]
"Bang!"
It was as though an earthquake had struck the shinobi world. A white pillar of light shot into the sky, piercing the entire shinobi world. The earth trembled, its people shook with fear, and unnatural phenomena arose alongside that pillar: tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes...
It was as though every strange phenomenon was howling along with that white pillar of light piercing the entire shinobi world...
A towering white pillar of aura, an enraged man, a howling shinobi world... and, in an online farm, a dog named Uchiha Izuna, beaten black and blue, hiding in the shadows and licking his wounds...
The white pillar of aura piercing the shinobi world soon faded, as though its brief appearance had changed nothing... But a closer look revealed cracks in the earth, flooded harbors, erupting volcanoes... and a stretch of ruined houses in the Senju Clan compound...
"Phew... Another big shot has gone off." Watching the white light from his home,