At Dave's place...
Madara Uchiha radiated murderous hostility as he stared fixedly at his phone...
"The Uchiha Twin Heroes, hahahahaha! The Uchiha Twin Heroes! Hahahaha! Madara, under your leadership, the Uchiha Clan has really brought glory to its ancestors!" Beside him, Hashirama kept circling Madara with a wicked grin.
"Heh... Don't be so quick to laugh. Is your Senju Clan doing any better? Hm? What about your granddaughter, Big Cannon?" Madara asked slowly with a sneer.
At the mention of Big Cannon... Hashirama Senju wilted like a shriveled cucumber, plopping onto the floor without a word...
Only one thought echoed through Hashirama Senju's mind now: It's over. My granddaughter will never find a husband...
Aaaaah! Tsunade's nearly thirty already! I can't let her stay single any longer!
"Shit, I fucking forgot about that brat Fugaku!" Dave's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets, while inwardly, he was falling apart.
I'm screwed, screwed, completely screwed! I forgot the most important thing!! Aaaaah!! Why the hell did I leave looking so damn cool?! I've been away for so long—haven't they completely stolen my home out from under me?!!
"That bastard Fugaku! Fucking do whatever you want! Why did you have to bring me up?!" Kagami Uchiha was even more distraught. Every time Fugaku made a name for himself, the notoriety of Kagami's own title, renowned throughout the shinobi world, exploded all over again.
Whenever the name Uchiha Fugaku came up these days, it was invariably accompanied by some unnamed Uchiha Terrifying Feces, awakening the nightmare that had haunted the people of the shinobi world for decades...
People's joys and sorrows were not shared. Only Kakuzu's bright green eyes shone with boundless excitement...
Just then, a new friend request notification appeared on Kakuzu's phone...
That utterly astonished Kakuzu. *After all these decades, someone