Am I Not As Handsome As Madara?

"Uncle Madara! I'm heading back first! I had a lot of fun playing with you today!" Madara walked Dave not far from the Senju Compound.

Duy turned his head back, looked at Madara, and said with a smile.

"Hn, get back early," Madara said with a smile that he thought looked good on his face.

Madara just watched Dave's tiny back. Just as he was about to leave, suddenly, a rush of wind came. Uchiha Madara kicked backward, but the Sharingan that was revealed saw that it was Dave, so he stopped his leg that was already mid-air.

"Hehe, I knew Uncle Madara wouldn't hit me. I came back just to give you this! Muah~ Goodnight, Uncle Madara! Have sweet dreams!!" Duy leaped up and planted a kiss on Uchiha Madara's face, then turned and left without looking back.

And Uchiha Madara just stood frozen on the spot, his left hand resting on the spot where Dave had just kissed, standing alone and stunned in the wind...

"Hey hey hey, Dave's already gone, and that's my nephew! It's only been half a day today, how come he looks closer to you than to me?" Hashirama Senju appeared by Madara's side at this moment, his face full of resentment.

"Who knows? Maybe you're not as handsome as me." When Madara saw Hashirama, his face returned to that cold expression.

"Hey hey hey, how am I not as handsome as you?! It must be that little nephew of mine who doesn't know quality, alright!" Mentioning this made Hashirama angry, and he pointed at Madara with full fury as he spoke.

"I'm leaving, ugly man~" Madara turned his head to glance at this ugly man, putting extra emphasis on the "ugly" part for a few seconds, then immediately left this place with a Body Flicker Technique.

"Damn it!! Madara! I'll definitely be more handsome than you!!" This made the honest man Hashirama so angry, pointing at the spot where Uchiha Madara had just left and howling loudly.

Returning to the Senju Compound, Hashirama Senju headed straight to Mito's room.

"Mito, do you think I'm handsome?" Hashirama grabbed Mito, who was getting ready for bed, and asked affectionately.

Mito just looked blankly at Hashirama in front of her who had suddenly changed into a different person...

Hashirama's heart was already blooming with joy! Hahahaha, as expected, I'm still handsome! Didn't you see Mito making this kind of expression? That little nephew of mine must not know quality, hn! I must correct his aesthetic sense; how could that ice cube Madara be more handsome than himself?

"...Pfft! Hahahahaha!" Mito suddenly burst into loud laughter.

The smile on Hashirama's face paused, and he put Mito down.

"Hahahahaha, Ha... Hashirama... Hahahahaha... How could you think of such a question?" Mito laughed for a long time, asking with amusement as she was out of breath.

Hashirama told her what happened today, and specially explained that Dave was just a child with weird aesthetics! He, this uncle, had a huge obligation to correct him!

"Pfft! Just because Dave said you aren't as handsome as Madara? Hahaha, but really, Hashirama, Madara is indeed more handsome than you." Hearing Hashirama finish, Mito burst out laughing. After she finished laughing, she looked at Hashirama, thought about Madara's appearance again, and said with a strange expression.

"..." A section of a branch suddenly appeared in Hashirama's hand, and he found the corner of the room's wall to draw circles.

That desolate appearance full of black and white shadows looked particularly pitiful...

Regardless of what happened over on Hashirama's side, at Tobirama's home.

Two people, one big and one small, sat facing each other...

"I heard you played with Madara all afternoon today? What kind of person do you think he is?" Tobirama calmly took a sip of water, brushing off his dusty appearance.

"Uncle Madara? I think he's great, except his expression is a bit too cold, it scared me a little," Dave thought for a moment and said.

"Hmph! What's so good about that Uchiha! Every single one of them is born evil! You need to stay away from him from now on! I'm afraid he'll corrupt you!" Tobirama suddenly let out a cold snort and said with full anger.

"No way, Uncle Madara is so great, why can't I play with him!" Duy stiffened his neck and said very stubbornly.

"You! Hmph! Starting today! I'm going to send a shadow clone to follow you! Except for school and the compound! You aren't allowed to go anywhere else!" Tobirama was mad beyond belief. Ever since he was a little kid, aside from his father, when had he ever suffered this kind of anger? How on earth did that woman teach this kid? Why is he so stubborn? No! As his father, I must properly discipline and keep him in line!

"...I'm ignoring you." Duy froze, thought about how a kid should react in the current situation, and then abruptly stood up and returned to his own room.

Tobirama looked at Dave's back, rubbed his brows that had twisted into a ball, and felt a headache...

The next day

"Hashirama, how come that kid Dave didn't come out with you?" Madara "happened to bump into" Hashirama on the street again, looked at Hashirama's empty side, and then asked.

"Ah... that kid Dave still has to go to school today... Cough cough, and also... Tobirama said that except for school and the compound, Dave isn't allowed to go anywhere else," Hashirama said somewhat awkwardly.

"Hmph!" Uchiha Madara let out a cold snort and turned to leave.

That white-haired guy was becoming more and more detestable; why hadn't he killed him back then? Madara thought fiercely in his heart.