Kira Shi?

"Yo, yo, big bro got beat, nearly met his end, but the summit came along and saved him in the end. Oh yeah!" Another guard accompanying Raikage A started rapping with painfully clumsy rhymes.

"Hey, mister, got a freestyle? Skr!" Dave looked over at the rapping guard, his lips twitching into a strained grin... This bastard... why does he look so much like Killer B from the original story...?

When the guy seemed about to open his mouth again, Dave hurriedly stopped him and dropped a verse of his own.

"Yo, why go toe to toe? Mister, your face is big and round~ Like a bear out in the woods, so big and round. Skr skr! Giao!"

As the guy listened to Dave's verse, the words that had been about to leave his mouth suddenly refused to come out... A moment later, his eyes gradually lit up, as though he had discovered a whole new world...

"Yo, yo, young lad, you're really cool. Your wonderful music makes me lose myself, I've learned so much, you've earned my respect. Yo, the great me is Killer C! Tell me your name, young lad. Skr!"

Now that... that was called learning something and putting it straight to use...

"...My name's Senju Dave..." Killer C... C? All right... at least the surname matches... Listening to that painfully awkward, accented rap, Dave really felt that something was off.

"Yo! Young—" "You idiot! Shut up!" Killer C had just started to speak when veins bulged on Raikage A's forehead. With one arm bandaged, he used the other to grab Killer C and hurl him outside.

He truly regretted bringing this guy along... How utterly humiliating...

"Young lad! My eternal rival on the road of music! I'll remember you forever! Oh yeah! Skr!" Even while flying through the air, Killer C didn't forget to keep running his mouth...

Oh crap, oh crap... I think I've corrupted Killer B's grandfather, or maybe his dad... Dave started to panic a little...

"Looks lively in here. It seems I'm the last to arrive." Just then, two more figures slowly entered through the main doors. The old man in front had white hair and wore the hat that symbolized the Mizukage. He was Byakuren, the First Mizukage. Behind him was a black-haired young man who looked pretty good. Yes, that handsome face could give Izuna and Tobirama a run for their money.

Dave remembered that the Second Mizukage in the original story was apparently Hozuki Gengetsu, a sleazy-looking guy with a little mustache. This handsome fellow clearly wasn't him. Still, he was very likely the Third Mizukage. The Third Mizukage had never shown his face throughout the original story, so this was probably him. Otherwise, he wouldn't have accompanied the Mizukage here.

Still, this Mizukage was quite cautious. He had brought the Third Mizukage along and left the Second Mizukage at home. If anything happened to him, the Second Mizukage could take over immediately.

"Grandpa Mizukage, you seem even less respectful than Grandpa Tsuchikage over there... Um... could you get your eyes to look in the same direction?" Seriously... old Byakuren was even worse than old Ishikawa. At least only one of Ishikawa's eyes looked strange. Byakuren's damn eyeballs each did their own thing, neither giving a shit about the other. His right eye veered right, and his left eye veered left. There was also a long scar over his left eye.

When the other three Kage heard Dave, they perked up. Here came more entertainment. How would this brat mess with the Mizukage?

"...Brat, do you want to die?" Byakuren was an extremely domineering man, something anyone could tell just by looking at his face. A white-haired brat had suddenly popped up in front of him and started commenting on his eyes. Did this brat have a death wish?

"Do you want to die, Byakuren?" Madara Uchiha suddenly appeared behind Dave, staring at Byakuren with crimson eyes as he rested one hand on Dave's shoulder.

The words Byakuren had been about to say caught in his throat at Madara Uchiha's sudden appearance...

Byakuren glared hard at the brat under Madara's protection and was about to leave. Suddenly, the scene before his eyes turned completely upside down. A sensation of weightlessness rose from his feet, and the young man following him realized something was wrong and hurried forward to support him.

"Release!" "Madara Uchiha... are you trying to start a war?!" A moment later, Byakuren finally realized it was Genjutsu and hurriedly broke it. His face was deathly pale as he questioned Madara Uchiha in a grave voice.

"Hey, Grandpa Mizukage, could you stop bringing up war every five seconds? You're already so old you might kick the bucket tomorrow. What are you still fighting wars for? Besides, could you even beat us?" Dave poked his little head out from behind Madara and rolled his eyes at Byakuren, utterly speechless.

Fuck, push me too far and I'll have Uncle and Uncle Madara use Susanoo-Clad Kurama and steamroll all four of your nations. War, war, war. War my fucking ass. Every damn day, acting like some extremist. If this were my previous life, you'd get a life sentence at the very least.

"You! Hmph!" Byakuren was left choking on his words again. He glared at Dave, but then remembered the ruthless man standing before him and no longer even dared to look...

Talk back to all Five Kage: completed

"All right, now that all Five Kage have arrived, let us begin the first Five Kage Summit." The leader of the Land of Iron stepped forward to speak. He had watched everything from beginning to end without daring to say a word, barely making his presence felt. He was genuinely terrified that the white-haired brat would turn his attention to him.

"Mm, then let's have all the 'unrelated' personnel leave first," Reto said, putting particular emphasis on the word "unrelated."

No one said anything as they headed outside, though each Kage kept one guard behind. Tobirama stayed behind from their group. Hashirama didn't dare leave Madara there. He was genuinely afraid of Madara's temper.

Inside the Five Kage Summit

Hashirama Senju looked at the four Kage before him and thought of the dream he had worked toward his entire life, his heart brimming with emotion.

"To have the first Five Kage of the Five Great Nations gathered together like this for a Five Kage Summit... I'm truly... very grateful." As he spoke, tears streamed down Hashirama Senju's face, and then he bowed so low that his forehead struck the table.

Dark lines appeared on Tobirama's face... He suddenly thought how nice it would be if Madara Uchiha were here... No, I can't think like that. The inherently evil Uchiha Clan. That bastard Madara Uchiha.

Outside the Five Kage Summit

"Wow, Uncle Madara, Uncle's bowing his head to the other Kage..." Outside the door, Dave used a Ghost Mushroom to peek at what was happening inside, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Ghost Mushrooms could pass through terrain, travel through the sky or underground, and go anywhere. Even sensory techniques couldn't detect them. Yes, Black Zetsu was a good reference. They could even pass through anyone's body and inflict a certain amount of damage on a particular tissue within it. They could also share everything they saw with Dave in real time, though their range could not exceed fifty meters around him.

"Oh? Heh, useless Tobirama. If I were in there, I'd make all four of them bow their heads to me." Madara sneered, resentment toward Tobirama rising within him. He knew that, given Hashirama's personality, he certainly couldn't have stopped him. But Tobirama was there, and he hadn't stopped him either? Heh, you really are useless, Tobirama.