Jiraiya fled the scene at a sprint with a huge sack of lingerie on his back, his face flushed red as though he were a thief.
Along the way, Jiraiya kept stopping and starting, glancing around every so often, terrified that two eerie red lights might peer out at him from some alley.
In the end, he made it home with his huge sack of lingerie after a few scares but no mishaps. Even at home, Jiraiya was afraid. How many times had the police caught him right in his own house?
He immediately shut all the doors and windows, sealing off every possible entrance to his home. He even plugged the toilet bowl with a plunger.
The Uchiha police left no opening unchecked during their anti-pornography crackdowns. After all these years of arrests, Jiraiya was scared stiff. He had to take precautions.
"Hehehehe!!!" Only once everything was completely secure did Jiraiya approach the pile of lingerie, staring at it with an utterly sleazy laugh.
Then something occurred to Jiraiya, and he opened his phone.
Legitimate Konoha Policy Discussion Group (500) My granny is a hero: Got a batch of good stuff today. Anyone interested? The Uchiha's last love (Uncle Kagami) (anonymous in group): What good stuff? DM me.
Seeing someone reply instantly, Jiraiya stared at that familiar anonymous group member. When he opened the profile and saw that it was his friend Uncle Kagami, he was stunned.
As expected of a senior! I heard Uncle Kagami was in the hospital, but he still has the spirit for this... Truly a role model for us all...
Jiraiya was filled with admiration.
``` Monkey King (Uncle Hiruzen) (anonymous): Do you support online transactions? They've been cracking down pretty hard on in-person deals lately.
Konoha's sharpest blade (Brother Sakumo) (anonymous):