"By the way, Hiruzen, I remember you don't have any friends in the Hokage game besides the three of us, right?" Hiruzen casually asked.
"No. Don't bother me, I've found a match!"
After Hiruzen's lavish flattery, Kagami was practically floating on air. Looking at the stranger he'd been matched against on his phone, he showed no mercy and immediately started thrashing them.
Hiruzen chuckled. Seeing the "in game" status beside Dance God of the Shinobi World and the Uchiha's Last Love on his friend list, he gave a mysterious smile.
"Can you handle it, Kagami? Don't let one of his characters wipe out all three of yours," Hiruzen taunted.
"You fed me points, and you've got the nerve to talk?! Shut up! He only got the better of me by one move! My second character is my signature Hashirama Senju!" Kagami said, sounding a little anxious.
"Hey! Keep acting cocky! Go on! Huh?! Cocky, are you?! Playing that fucking cancerous water bastard made you think you're hot shit?!" If Kagami hadn't still been recovering from fractures all over his body, he would have jumped up to shout.
It was two against two now, and Kagami was brimming with confidence.
"Fuck!!!" Watching the animation on his screen, Kagami nearly hurled his phone in rage.
"Can you handle it, Kagami?" Hiruzen seized the moment to taunt him again.
"How could a man not be able to handle it?! Come on! My final trump card! Tobirama Senju!!"
A moment later...
"Aaaaaaah! That fucking rear hit detection! Even my grandma would know to throw a kunai if someone was behind her! Tobirama Senju, fuck your *!!!"
A suffocating roar rang out from the Uchiha Police Station.
"Couldn't beat him, huh? Heh. That's about your level. I fed you a few points, and look how