Black Zetsu Appears

When the Leader of the Land of Iron rushed into the crowd, he was already prepared to tear up and beg pitifully... but what he saw was...

One... Green-Skinned Monster... and one... ???

"Th-this is... Hashirama Senju... th-this is... Madara Uchiha???" The Leader of the Land of Iron had his entire worldview shattered on the spot.

No, weren't you supposed to be pounding away at each other with a Great Buddha and a Susanoo? Wasn't this place supposed to be in ruins? Wasn't I supposed to be clinging pitifully to your legs, begging desperately right about now?? What the hell was going on instead...

Holy shit, Hashirama Senju, why were you twisting around with your chest hanging out? Madara Uchiha, why were you doing windmills on the ground? This... this... this... The Leader of the Land of Iron's mind went completely blank...

"Dad... Uncle Izuna... could you please stop those two...? This is so embarrassing..." Watching the crowd around them grow larger and larger, Dave maintained that he was still young and really couldn't handle this level of humiliation...

Tobirama and Izuna nodded with utter composure, then slowly walked over.

"Big brother, let's leave for now." With a wry smile, Izuna pulled his big brother Madara up from the ground.

"Why leave? Hashirama and I haven't settled who's better yet." Madara Uchiha was having the time of his life when someone suddenly hauled him up, leaving him very annoyed. But when he saw that it was his adorable little brother, he let it slide. If it had been that bastard Tobirama Senju, I'd have burned every last white hair off his head.

Tobirama: ?

"Big brother, we can settle this once we get home... um... um... I still have to go home for a matchmaking date! Right! Mito introduced me