Black Zetsu, the Warring States F4 invite you to dance

"Talk. Why are you here? Didn't you tell me this morning that you were going on a blind date with a girl from the Kato Clan?" Madara asked, giving Izuna a cold look.

"Um... well... big brother, I... the blind date fell through again..." Izuna scratched his head awkwardly.

He looked exactly like a little kid whose parents had caught him sneaking online.

"Hmph." Madara snorted, seemingly very displeased with Izuna.

Meanwhile, over on Hashirama's side...

"What? Do you have a problem, big brother?" Tobirama asked, looking coldly at Hashirama.

"Um... well... didn't you say you had experiments and a blind date today...? How... how come you're here...?" Hashirama asked with his head lowered, lacking confidence.

"Do you have a problem with it?"

"No."

"Then shut up."

"Okay..."

Hashirama watched enviously as Madara lectured his younger brother. Why did Madara command so much respect from his brother? Was it because he danced better than Hashirama? Impossible. Was it because he could beat Hashirama in a fight? Even more impossible.

After some thought, Hashirama decided it was probably because he had always acted this way. Yes, I have to change! Having made up his mind, he plucked up his courage and looked up at Tobirama. Just as he was about to speak...

"Shut up."

"Okay..."

Whatever chaos was unfolding at the internet cafe, Dave was starting to panic.

"Dave, let's take a walk around the village~" The little girl, "Tsukimi," hugged Dave's arm and spoke in a sweet, coy voice.

"Kid, that isn't the little girl. That's the person who was spying on you before. He's radiating malice!" The Nine-Tails' voice rang out as well.

Of fucking course I know! Holy shit! Dave grumbled inwardly. How could he miss something so obvious? Normally, the little girl would blush for ages just