Izuna, the workplace rookie

"Holy shit, Uncle Madara, you just keep getting more handsome!" Dave's eyes lit up as he looked at Madara.

"Oh?" Madara removed his sunglasses, tugged down his baseball cap, shook out his casual black suit, and adjusted the silver chain around his neck. A cold smirk curled his lips, and his long hair, tied back behind him, fluttered in the breeze...

He really is handsome, holy shit. Even Dave was jealous...

"Hashirama, you need to keep up with the times." Madara gave a cold chuckle and looked at Hashirama beside him. Hah, Hashirama was still wearing that kimono Mito had sewn for him back in the Warring States days...

Hideous...

"...Come on! We're buying clothes first!!" Hashirama looked at Madara, then down at himself. Goddammit, I need a new outfit first...

"Where's Izuna?" Madara asked Tobirama.

"He's still sorting out documents. He'll be here soon," Tobirama answered with a nod.

When Hashirama was Hokage, Madara and Sasuke Sarutobi had served as his Hokage Assistants. Once Tobirama became Hokage, Izuna became his Hokage Assistant... Tobirama's original intention had been to keep an eye on Izuna so that this utterly evil Uchiha wouldn't corrupt the children at school.

As for Madara, Tobirama no longer bothered keeping him in check. He spent every day surfing the internet and dancing in the village, so there was no chance of him threatening it anymore. Of course... Tobirama still remained a little wary... considering the beating he received every time he stole Madara's crops...

"Big brother, I'm here." Just then, a voice rang out nearby.

"See? Here he is," Tobirama said to the other three, not daring to turn his head at all...

"Pfft!" Dave had just taken a sip of the Kaguya Bone Powder Drink he carried with him. At the sight of Izuna, he