Konoha's Crazy Dave
Chapter 83

Dave: I suggest you be nice

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The next day, at twelve noon...

"Waaah! Waaah!" Might Duy, Hatake Sakumo, and Kaguya Kimima stared at the three crying children before them, their heads aching...

"Is Dave still not back?" Kaguya Kimima asked.

"I don't know. I just called Teacher... He didn't answer..." Sakumo shrugged helplessly.

"Then what do we do? Those three haven't eaten much all morning..." Kaguya Kimima asked, rubbing his worn-out little face.

"As for Orochimaru... Might Duy, take him to Aunt Tamaki in a minute. As for Tsunade and Jiraiya... Kimima, the time has come when we need you." Sakumo thought for a moment, then turned to Kimima beside him with a solemn expression.

"?" A question mark slowly appeared on Kaguya Kimima's face. What does this have to do with me?

"Your bones! Teacher said your bones contain loads of nutrients. They can even replace breast milk. I think..." Sakumo hadn't finished speaking when—

"No way! Absolutely not! Don't even think about taking my bones without paying me a cent!" Kaguya Kimima cut him off, hugging himself defensively as he roared.

"Hehehe... That's not up to you!" Sakumo and Might Duy exchanged a grin...

"Y-you! What are you going to do?! Dave said it's illegal to hit people in the Village!!!"

"Are we hitting you? This is what we call a friendly spar. Get it?"

"Yamete!!"

A little while later.

Looking at Kaguya Kimima's battered, swollen face, and the fact that he hadn't produced a single bone to protect himself... Hatake Sakumo realized for the first time just how stubborn Kaguya Kimima could be...

"Forget it... Duy, take Orochimaru to Aunt Tamaki first. I'll call Sister Tsukimi..." Helpless, Sakumo could only call Tsukimi for help.

"Oh, Sakumo. What did you need to call me about?" Tsukimi asked when she answered the phone, busy cooking

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