The four joined a party and queued for ranked.
Crazy Dave: ?
Dance God of the Shinobi World: ?
The World Is Better with Mom: ?
Tailed Beasts Never Serve: ?
The World Is Better with Mom: What's wrong? What's with the question marks?
Speed of the Shinobi World: What? Surprised to see me? Heh, you should be grateful you got matched with me.
His old man was slacking off again... Yep... The first pick was Speed of the Shinobi World...
Tailed Beasts Never Serve: Fine, at least we don't have a random. As long as nobody plays Dave.
Tobirama picked Izuna for mid lane. He had been playing jungle every day lately and was sick of it, so he decided to try mid.
Crazy Dave: I'll just coast along on Reto again...
What else could he do...? Mid had been taken... And the one who took it was his old man... What choice did he have but to coast along as support Reto...? Reto was so good... Q gave mobility and broke crowd control, W gave a shield, E had crowd control, and R let him rack up assists across the whole map. Absolutely perfect...
Madara, picking second, chose Tobirama for jungle.
Speed of the Shinobi World: Hah, evil Madara Uchiha, do you even know how to play Tobirama Senju?
Madara didn't reply to Tobirama. He simply posted his record with a hundred-percent win rate, along with his village-level badge...
Inside the Hokage Building.
"..." Tobirama Senju stared at his computer in silence...
After sitting stunned for a moment, he looked at the Shadow Clone beside him.
"Go to Madara's vegetable patch. His one-month mangoes are ripe. Once you've stolen them, use another account to play Tobirama Senju. Get me a village-level badge and a hundred-percent win rate."
"Understood."