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Chapter 220

They're all crazy-no need for more tests

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The guard thought these three were on the verge of going crazy too. Keeping venomous snakes as pets? That was utterly ridiculous.

After making sure none of the three were carrying anything, the guard let them all inside.

"Come over here for a quick test." Once inside, they encountered another checkpoint.

A doctor in a white coat called them over.

"I'm going to ask you a few questions. Answer honestly, and don't lie. Understood?"

The doctor glanced at Si Wuyu. He looked oddly familiar, as though the doctor had seen him on a wall somewhere.

But he couldn't remember where.

They nodded cooperatively. Whatever the questions were, all they had to do was give wrong answers.

"I'll ask, and you'll answer. You can each give a different answer."

"Here we go!"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Fang Cheng excitedly raised his hand. "I know this one! It's a scientific question, and we have to start a very, very long time ago."

Tang Lin interrupted him. "The chicken came first, because I like playing battle royale games, not egg-laying games."

Fang Cheng was annoyed. How could Tang Lin just interrupt him like that? He had no manners at all.

Yang Xin followed right after him. "The egg came first, because the chicken would say it popped out of a rock, and that rock was a fossilized egg."

Had everyone's parents fooled them as children, telling them they'd popped out of rocks?

Du Xiaotian thought for a moment. "The chicken came first, because chickens lay eggs everywhere. That's why there are so many free-range chickens."

Du Wei answered too. "The chicken came first, because in the word 'chicken egg,' 'chicken' comes first."

Ouyang Xuan said, "The chicken came first, because only chickens can lay eggs!"

None of that seemed

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