[Oh, wow, those insults are nasty. Think I can't understand you? The one leading the insults has absolutely no shame when it comes to food. It actually lets tourists spank its butt. Tsk, tsk, how embarrassing, how sleazy~]
The monkey that liked being spanked: ...What's wrong with getting spanked? I like it! I want it!
The monkeys got their dose of gossip and turned toward Red-Butt Monkey. Was its butt so red because it had been spanked too much?
Seeing so many of its own kind staring, Red-Butt Monkey covered its face and ran away. Ahhh~~ This is so embarrassing! How am I supposed to show my face on Spirit Mountain now?
Tang Shiba finished her banana and tossed the peel onto a monkey's head. Furious, the monkey opened its mouth wide and charged at her.
Er Gou blocked its path and barked twice: Get lost, or I'll bite the shit out of you!
The monkey: You get lost! We don't beat dogs, only humans!
Er Gou proudly bared his teeth: Try me! See these long teeth? They can pierce your skull!
The monkey showed off its nails: Look at my fungus-infected nails! One swipe and I'll crack your head open!
Seeing Tang Shiba dare to provoke the monkeys, the other tourists gave her thumbs-ups: Badass!
Tang Shiba kept digging into the gossip.
[Tsk, tsk, that monkey showing off its fungus-infected nails has been eating too much lately. It's got indigestion and constipation, so it pokes its butthole with its nails every day. Tsk, tsk, what a sensation. It's actually started enjoying it!]
Poking poop?
The monkeys near it suddenly backed two meters away. Remembering how it had picked through their lice with those poop-poking nails, they were so disgusted that they jumped into the water.
The other tourists rarely