Step Aside—This Story Is the Most Unhinged!
Chapter 316

The Monkeys Couldn't Win, and Tang Shiba Became Their Queen

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If that really was Idol Si, this was unbelievable!

He was injured, yet he still went hiking with the Washed-Up Star. If that wasn't true love, what was?

Where were the CP Fans? Where had they gone? Why weren't they shipping them at a crucial moment like this?

A Black Baby sent the news to the group: Idol Si has gone crazy for love! He's enduring his injuries to climb Spirit Mountain and see monkeys with the Washed-Up Star. Admin, please pass this on to the CP Fans. Anyone who wants to ship them in person, come to Bear's enclosure!

Black Treasures in the Has-Been Celebrity Group: We're doomed! We're in Water City. We can't make it back!

Has-Been Celebrity Group admin: Roger that!!!

The Sugar Bean Group was buzzing with excitement too: Sugar Babies, Spirit Mountain is crowded. Whatever you do, don't expose our Sugar Bean's identity, or there could be a stampede. Please keep yourselves and our Sugar Bean safe!

Sugar Bean Group: Roger that +9999

Tang Shiba came across the one-armed hero, Fu Lai. The monkey crouched beside the path, neither snatching food nor attacking anyone, his bright, intelligent eyes scanning his surroundings.

Tsk, tsk. He's the most intelligent-looking monkey I've ever seen. Why? Because his walking posture is so perfect! If you saw him in the middle of the night, you'd think a child had just walked past!

Host, it looks like his arm was severed by a high-voltage power line!

Poor little monkey. I heard he often eats at people's houses. No wonder he's so elegant, nothing like those unruly monkeys!

The monkeys following along for the gossip, while hoping to ambush Tang Shiba: Who are you calling unruly? Say it out loud if you dare!

The bears caught Tang Shiba's attention next. *Wow, these

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