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Chapter 317

The Animal Kingdom's Gossip Was Top-notch

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Lion: Hahaha, I scared a kid into crying last time. This time, I'll pick someone else to scare!

Lion scanned the crowd and spotted Tang Shiba waving at him. He deliberately turned toward her, then lunged forward, opening his jaws wide!

[Oh wow, he's missing two teeth? He wore them down by grinding them?]

Not only was Tang Shiba unafraid, she even jumped up excitedly. "Big lion, I heard you like the big white tiger next door. Is that true?"

Lion closed his mouth: That's my dream love. So what if I like him!

Tang Shiba gave him a lesson. "It'll never work out between you two, because he's male, and so are you..."

Male?

Lion's jaws dropped open in disbelief: You're lying to me, aren't you?

The monkeys following them chattered: It's true! We thought you were a weirdo. Turns out you just got his sex wrong!

Heartbroken, Lion flopped onto the ground: I'm not working anymore. I'm giving up, and nobody can make me move!

[Haha, he got his heart broken too, just like Er Gou!]

Er Gou comforted Lion: Buddy, that lioness beside you is pretty. If you don't like her, let me have her. I want my offspring to be big and strong!

Lion roared: Get lost! You're even more ridiculous than I am!

[The leopard has a cold. It's wandering around with a huge string of snot dangling from its nose. Could some kind soul wipe it off?]

[Oh wow, the hyenas said the python escaped last time and even tried to attack them. Is that true?]

[The giraffe said it wanted to see Panda. It's never seen what a panda looks like in its entire life!]

[Wow, so many sheep! They're saying it's too cold and hoping someone will build them a little shelter!]

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