"Doudou, you're here!"
Fang Cheng ran over with freshly grilled barbecue in one hand and yogurt in the other.
He handed her the food and said happily, "Dig in! It's fresh off the grill. I just made it!"
"Buddy, got any booze? I don't want dairy!"
Tang Shiba took the barbecue, completely ignoring the yogurt in his hand.
Without alcohol, when would she ever get to pounce on Si Wuyu? Was she supposed to keep avoiding him?
Fang Cheng glanced at his brother. Seeing him shake his head, he could only say miserably, "Doudou, there's no booze, just dairy!"
[Host, Emperor Si has loads of fine wine stored in his cellar. Let's go snag a bottle!]
There was good stuff like that here? Tang Shiba quietly beckoned Fang Cheng over. "Your brother has loads of good stuff in his cellar. Want to take a look?"
Seeing his brother looking their way, Fang Cheng discreetly made an OK sign.
"But my brother's really strict about it. He never lets me into the cellar. How are we going to get down there?"
"Easy. I'll give him something to do first. Once he's busy, I'll pretend to go to the bathroom, and you follow me. Got it?"
Fang Cheng nodded. "Tang Shiba, I want the most expensive wine."
With their plan settled, the two wasted no time and sprang into action.
Tang Shiba ran up to Si Wuyu, took his hand, and wheedled, "Darling, I want some barbecue you grilled yourself. Please?"
She pouted and fluttered her eyes at him. Si Wuyu was so enchanted by her adorable antics that he would have gladly braved a mountain of blades or a sea of fire for her.
He took off his jacket and started grilling. Seeing how quickly he got to work,