[Host, I can understand why Gu Qingcheng wants to eat Iron Egg. Why? Just look at the vegetable patch and what Iron Egg has done to it.]
Tang Shiba couldn't be bothered to look at the vegetable patch. Si Wuyu had given her Iron Egg, and nobody was eating it!
She called the servants over. "Sorry for the trouble, but could you take Iron Egg for a walk every day to help it lose weight? If you can get it to develop abs, how about I double your salaries?"
The servants were overjoyed. Getting a rabbit to lose weight? How hard could that be? "Miss, give us one month, and we'll get Iron Egg slimmed down!"
Iron Egg: ...I'm doomed... All I did was enjoy my food a little! Aren't rabbits supposed to get fat? Why make me lose weight? And grow abs, too?
Er Gou barked twice, clearly mocking Iron Egg: Haha, a rabbit with abs! What are you, a rabbit superhero? Haha!
Iron Egg: If I really grow abs, Er Gou will be the first one I take out...
Worried that her second brother might actually hit Iron Egg with a stick, Tang Shiba stayed up late for once. She grabbed a chair and a plate of fruit, then sat on the balcony, eating in the chilly breeze...
After a while, the system started barking.
[Host, hurry and look online! Something's happened!]
Something had happened?
The latest item on Weibo's Trending Searches read: #Fang Cheng scratched by monkey on Cloud Mountain, now critically ill and undergoing emergency treatment#
Tang Shiba: ...
[What are you barking about? Did he really get scratched? You actually believe stuff online?]
``` [Host, I just wanted to see how you'd react. I didn't expect you to be