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Chapter 485

Pet competition: Who was the best?

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Tang Third Brother promoted his movie during the day and rushed home at night to train Er Gou.

Tang Shiba watched from the courtyard as Tang Lin put Iron Egg on Er Gou's head and made the dog stay perfectly still.

Er Gou was hyperactive. Making the dog stay still was practically torture, and after Iron Egg fell off several times, Er Gou finally went berserk.

The dog raced around the courtyard, cursing all the while: To hell with that rabbit! I'm descended from wolves! Does that rabbit think my noble head is a seat for just anyone? I quit! I'm protesting! I'm going wild!

Unable to catch Er Gou, Tang Lin could only turn to Tang Shiba for help.

"Little sister, what's wrong with Er Gou? Why do I get the feeling the dog's cursing up a storm?"

"Third Brother, the dog's cursing at you. Hurry up and grab Er Gou, then throw the dog onto the Electric Fence. Let a little electricity sort things out!"

Watching Er Gou come to a halt, Tang Lin gave a wicked smile. "That's a great idea. Er Gou will definitely love it!"

Er Gou: Love it, my ass! It's just a competition. Why put me through this torture?

With head hanging and tail drooping, Er Gou walked over to Tang Shiba.

The dog rubbed a face against her, putting on an innocent, pitiful look: Little owner, can you stop making Iron Egg sit on my head? Wouldn't it be better if I carried the rabbit in my mouth while I ran?

[Er Gou wants Iron Egg to carry the dog around. At that rate, forget first place-even coming second to last would be a struggle!]

Tang Lin thought he had misheard. Er Gou wanted Iron Egg to carry the dog? Did Er

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