[Host, your fiancé is waiting for you in the hotel bed. He's washed himself squeaky clean and smells lovely, too!]
The system spoke in a coy, affected voice, so sleazy and disgusting that goosebumps rose all over Tang Shiba.
Are you short on oil? I can sell you some!
The system gave a little "Mm-hmm." [Host, I'm short on love!]
Short on love? No wonder you're lonely, empty, and cold, all forlorn and freezing! Dumb System, transfer me a thousand and I'll introduce you to an intelligent robot.
The system fell silent. [Host, those robots aren't compatible with my model. I'm not worthy!]
Really? At least you know your place. I think pairing them with you would be far too cruel to them!
The system stopped talking. If he kept going, he would only come off worse!
Tang Shiba rode back to the hotel. The moment she opened the door, a powerful tug pulled her inside.
She didn't struggle, letting the man gather her into his arms.
"I missed you so much!" He held her tightly, his voice full of grievance and longing. Had they not been apart for only a few hours, Tang Shiba might actually have bought it.
"You really do spout nonsense without a second thought. What are you trying to do, standing there shirtless?"
Si Wuyu smiled and whispered into her ear, "...You."
Tang Shiba was speechless.
She pushed away the man whose head was full of filth and tossed out, "Wait for me in bed!"
Then she hurried into the bathroom.
Si Wuyu's lips curved in satisfaction. Then he took out a rope and tied himself up.
He had learned this trick from a movie called The Ghost-Sealing God. Its male lead had eight-pack abs and radiated strength. That vigorous, sculpted beauty had