"Are you a carpenter? Somehow, lyrics this simple made me think of sawing wood..."
"You were singing just now? With my eyes closed, I thought a duck had waddled in!"
"Even a pig's grunting sounds better than your singing!"
Watching his master stand outside the shop first thing in the morning, insulting people and shooting him a meaningful look after every victim, [Deng Libuduo] finally understood why he had been told to step forward and intervene whenever he encountered injustice.
The bastard was doing it on purpose!
The Black Five Bears had awakened Lin Bai's love of insulting people?
Bullshit!
Lin Bai had planned this before the Black Five Bears ever showed up.
He was enjoying the whole process. He might even be using the opportunity to put his disciple in his place...
What fucking idiot had dreamed up such a deranged Intelligent AI? Whoever it was must have had a massive hole in their head!
But for the sake of the Dragon-Subduing Palm, Flight Technique, Palm Thunder, and other skills far beyond anything the Novice Village offered...
[Deng Libuduo] had no choice but to force a smile and apologize to the customers one by one, soothing their tempers. "Please don't be angry. My master's in a bad mood today, and it's all my fault. I upset him this morning. If you need to vent, take it out on me..."
"...If that still isn't enough, slap me a couple of times. A master deserves respect. It's only right for a disciple to take the punishment on his behalf."
"How about this? I'll give you a cold dish on the house. You're a generous person. Please don't hold this against my master, all right?"
"Let me bow to you and offer my apologies..."
Only by enduring the bitterest hardships