"Is that any way to talk about your second brother?" Sun Kai shot him a disgruntled look.
Then he suddenly grew a little bashful. "Actually, I wouldn't mind finding someone else."
"What?" All three men's eyes lit up. They crowded around him, urging, "Come on, tell us! What kind of woman are you looking for?"
"I have dreams too," Sun Kai said, a wistful look suddenly crossing his face. "I want someone with big breasts, a slim figure, a gentle personality, a big butt, a tiny waist..."
"Uh..." He had barely gotten that far before Li Yichen and the others started rolling their eyes. Yang Weifeng couldn't help saying, "Are you making wishes here or something...?"
"Exactly..." Zhang Yong chimed in. "Even the turtles in a wishing pond would shake their heads at that."
"Don't interrupt... I'm not finished..." Sun Kai said, annoyed by their interruption.
"There's... there's more...?" Even Li Yichen could barely stand listening anymore.
"Of course..." Sun Kai nodded as though it went without saying. "This is my lifelong dream. Can't I have a few extra requirements?"
"Fine... go ahead." Li Yichen could only wave his hand helplessly.
"She also has to be able to give me sons, earn money, be sexy and beautiful, do the laundry and cook, and look after the kids..." Sun Kai continued, counting them off on his fingers.
Then he paused and thought it over carefully. Once he was sure he hadn't missed anything, he said, "All right, that's about it..."
Li Yichen and the other two exchanged glances, then all raised their middle fingers at Sun Kai. "Fuck me..."
"What you're describing isn't a woman anymore. She's a goddess..." Zhang Yong couldn't help yelling. "If a perfect woman like that existed, I'd keep her for myself. I wouldn't let you so