With a shrug, Jun Wangchen bought two cups of milk tea as though nothing had happened, putting the earlier incident out of his mind.
Just as he finished buying the drinks, Li Tianshuai came over with his head hanging.
"What happened? Tried hitting on a girl and got beaten up instead?" Jun Wangchen couldn't help laughing at how utterly drained Li Tianshuai looked.
Li Tianshuai sat down on a stool at the milk tea shop and sighed. "Forget it. That girl violated my three golden rules for picking up women!"
"What three golden rules?"
"No hookers, no diseases, no uglies!"
"Pfft!" Jun Wangchen spat out a mouthful of milk tea. "Those rules of yours have absolutely no standards!"
"Uh... then what are your rules?"
With a look that said it was lonely at the top, Jun Wangchen held up three fingers. "Fair-skinned, rich, and beautiful!"
"How are those rules? You're just looking to be some woman's kept pretty boy!" Li Tianshuai was utterly speechless.
Jun Wangchen waggled his eyebrows. "That works too, provided someone wants to keep me."
The moment he finished speaking, a woman's sharp shout rang out.
"You goddamn bastard! I've finally found you..."
Jun Wangchen and Li Tianshuai both froze. Turning to look, they saw the alluring girl from earlier storming in with her sleeves rolled up and fury written all over her face.
"Not only did you take advantage of me, you actually hid afterward! You made me run all this way. If you don't give me an explanation today, I'll make sure you don't live to see tomorrow!"
Li Tianshuai looked the alluring girl up and down, clicking his tongue in admiration. "Flat as she is, she's got a pretty face. Brother Jun, you've certainly got luck with the ladies!"
"Oh, get lost. Luck, my