Seeing Li Bingqing's expression, Jun Wangchen waved a hand.
"What favor? Go ahead and tell me. But even if you tell me, I might not listen. Even if I listen, I might not know how. Even if I know how, I'll definitely do it, but even if I do it, I might not succeed. Even if I succeed, it might not help you. And even if it helps you, it might not benefit me. So you'd better not tell me after all."
Li Bingqing: "..."
That damned Li Ba'dan! Who knew he had such a way with words?
Taking a deep breath, Li Bingqing softened her tone and pleaded, "Can't you just do me a favor? That group from earlier wants to drag me back. Could you pretend to be my boyfriend and stop them for me? I know a guy like you, so handsome that I wake up every day wanting to punch you several times, would never refuse."
"Don't compliment me. Seriously, especially not on how handsome I am, because I honestly can't find any reason to disagree!" Jun Wangchen rubbed his nose, raised his head, and puffed out his chest with a sigh.
"Actually, to tell you the truth, I've met God. God hadn't anticipated humanity's incredible capacity for evolution. That day, he summoned the most handsome man in the entire universe to meet him. When I appeared before him, he... killed himself!
"The reason was simple. He couldn't bear the fact that a human he'd created was more handsome than he was. Honestly, I swear I never meant to kill God. To keep him from feeling too inferior, I even deliberately slashed my own face with a knife that day. But even then, he still died of an inferiority complex.
"I swear by Allah that every