King of the Cuckolds

The people of the Cloud Cliff Sect were pressed to the ground by the immense pressure, while the mysterious man who had suddenly appeared kept his gaze fixed on Li Shouyi.

"Hahaha, Li Shouyi, today is the day you die!"

Under the stare of such a powerhouse at the divided spirit stage, Li Shouyi instantly broke into a cold sweat. He had thought this enemy would be at the nascent soul late stage at most.

Good grief. Good grief! Li Shouyi exclaimed inwardly.

What the hell had this guy been taking? They had only been apart for a few years, yet his cultivation had shot straight up to the Divided Spirit Stage like a rocket.

Watching the figure drift slowly toward him, Li Shouyi couldn't help shouting, "Dalang, let's talk this out! I really wasn't the one who seduced your wife back then!"

His words instantly shattered the tense, imposing atmosphere.

Only then did everyone get a clear look at the figure's features.

He stood less than four feet three inches tall, with a pancake-flat face and thick lips. Most notably, he had a bulbous, drinker's nose.

"Li Shouyi, shut your mouth!"

Wu Dalang seemed to have been provoked by Li Shouyi's words.

He swept his hands, carving two enormous trenches into the tournament grounds. Some unlucky disciples fell straight into them and began wailing in pain.

"Dalang, don't do anything rash! This is the Boundless Sect's territory. If you attack here, the Dao Alliance won't let you off!"

Panic crossed Li Shouyi's face as he hurriedly played his trump card: the Dao Alliance.

The Dao Alliance was an alliance jointly established by all the cultivation sects to resist the various forces of the demon race and keep powerhouses in the Spirit Severing Realm in check.

"Hahaha, now you're scared? Why didn't you think of today when you were having the time of your life with my wife?"

"Or are you hoping this bunch of trash will save you?"

As Wu Dalang spoke, he swept his murderous gaze over everyone around him.

Under that threatening stare, Tang Que instantly lost his nerve.

He looked at Wu Dalang and said fawningly, "Senior, our Boundless Sect has decided to expel Li Shouyi right now. He is no longer an elder of our sect, so the Dao Alliance has no jurisdiction over what you do to him. Settle your grudges and take your revenge as you please."

Tang Que's words immediately prompted Yan Hai and the Transmission Elder to chime in. "Exactly, Senior. Even before you arrived, we were already planning to expel him."

Seeing the three of them grovel, Li Shouyi cursed inwardly.

Fuck!

These bastards sold me out way too fast.

"Hahaha! Li Shouyi, you wife-seducing scumbag! Even the sect you served for years is abandoning you. Let's hear what you have to say now!"

"Wait! What gives them the right to expel me? According to the Dao Alliance's regulations, if a sect elder hasn't violated the Sect Rules, expelling him requires a vote by all the disciples."

The very reason Li Shouyi had worked so hard to build good relationships with Su Wan'er and the other disciples was to guard against a day like this.

After speaking, he looked confidently at the disciples, recalling how this bunch had wanted to become his students not long ago.

This is in the bag!

"I vote to expel him. Scum like this has no place in the Boundless Sect."

"Exactly! Who would have thought Li Shouyi could be so shameless? Being in the same sect as him is the greatest insult to us."

"That's right. I vote to expel him too."

Holy shit! Li Shouyi was instantly dumbfounded by how quickly they changed their tune.

Looking at their faces, all glaring at him in righteous indignation, Li Shouyi gritted his teeth and thought.

You bastards change faces so fast that not becoming actors is a waste of talent.

Su Wan'er cautiously tugged at his sleeve. "Master, did you really seduce his wife?"

"You ungrateful disciple! Even you think your master is that sort of man?"

Li Shouyi shot Su Wan'er a fierce glare, exasperated by her failure to live up to his expectations.

It's one thing for outsiders not to believe me, but you silly idiot spend every day with me. If I were that lustful, I'd have had my way with both of you a hundred times by now.

"Heehee, I was just asking. Don't be angry, Master. You still have us!"

"Yes. Junior Sister and I absolutely believe you, Master."

Hearing this, Lin Shuishui hurriedly fought back her drowsiness and stepped forward to stand beside Li Shouyi.

"Lin Shuishui, Su Wan'er, don't be foolish! Hurry and come over here!"

Seeing those two foolish women still stupidly standing with Li Shouyi, Tang Que hurriedly called for them to come over.

This powerhouse in the Spirit Severing Realm clearly had no intention of sparing Li Shouyi. Getting involved with him now was nothing short of courting death.

"Junior Sister and I aren't cowards who cling to life like you! Without Master, we wouldn't be who we are today, so we're definitely staying with him."

Lin Shuishui sounded fierce in an adorably childish way as she pointed at the people of the Cloud Cliff Sect and scolded them.

Those words simply didn't suit her baby face. Li Shouyi even spotted several male disciples snickering.

"Oh! To think a damned scumbag like you could have such loyal disciples. What a surprise!"

"I've had enough of you! I've told you countless times that I didn't seduce your wife. Why won't you believe me, you runt?"

Of course Li Shouyi wouldn't admit to seducing Wu Dalang's wife. That was something his body's previous owner had done.

If you want to catch the adulterer, go find Zhou Shuren. What does that have to do with me, Lu Xun?

"Runt?"

Wu Dalang flew into a rage, his face instantly contorting.

Of the two things he hated most in his life, one was hearing someone call him a runt to his face.

The other was hearing someone say his wife had gone out cheating again.

Yes, everyone out there knew Wu Dalang's wife was a slut.

Whenever she saw a handsome young gentleman, her legs refused to carry her any farther.

But what did that matter?

It didn't stop Wu Dalang from continuing to love her.

"Li Shouyi, I swear I'll tear you into ten thousand pieces today!"

This man had crossed both of his greatest taboos. Wu Dalang swore to himself.

Even if the leader of the Dao Alliance comes here in person today, he won't be able to save Li Shouyi.

"Master, run! Junior Sister and I will hold him off."

Lin Shuishui's eyes had already turned bloodshot from forcing herself to stay awake.

Dreamscape True Understanding had stimulated her innate talent even further. Unless she slept twenty-three hours a day, Lin Shuishui would feel drowsy.

As for that remaining hour...

Of course she used it to eat!

Su Wan'er also bit her lip and stepped in front of Li Shouyi, joining Lin Shuishui in blocking Wu Dalang's view of him.

"You two...?"

Disbelief filled Li Shouyi's face. Who would have thought these two ditzy disciples would be so loyal to him?

The two women's actions only enraged Wu Dalang further.

Why?

Why did his wife keep going out to cheat despite all his hard work cultivating? Why was it that Li Shouyi, with his pitiful strength, had two beautiful disciples willing to die for him?

Was it just because Li Shouyi was better-looking?

At that moment, he could no longer hold back. With a low roar, he thrust both palms toward the three of them.

He intended to slap these three shameless wretches into minced meat.

Under Lin Shuishui's and Su Wan'er's terrified gazes, and Tang Que's and Yan Hai's ecstatic ones, Li Shouyi finally heard the system notification.

"Congratulations, host. Hidden Mission completed."

"Hidden Mission: The Underdogs' Counterattack."

"Mission objective: The host's two disciples must claim the top two places in the new disciple tournament to complete the mission."

"Mission reward: How can the protagonist not have cheats? Temporarily grants strength at the Spirit Division Peak Stage. Duration: one incense stick."

At that moment, Li Shouyi gave Wu Dalang a mysterious smile...