This Crazy Woman

If there were such a thing as medicine for regret in this world, Zhang Weiwu would definitely have been the first to buy it.

What a miserable fate. He had suffered so terribly.

Stark naked, Zhang Weiwu shivered beneath a tree as he recalled what had just happened.

One man and three women had looked at him like hungry wolves eyeing a little lamb.

Then, without another word, they had stripped him bare, stolen his Magic Treasures, and walked away.

What infuriated him most was that, before leaving, they had glanced at his "little brother" with a look that said he really was little.

Zhang Weiwu felt deeply wronged. So what if he was a little small?

Why did they have to look down on him?

"There! Young Master Zhang is over there!"

The sudden voice brought joy to Zhang Weiwu's face. His lackeys had finally arrived.

"Young master, are you all right?"

The lackeys saw Zhang Weiwu cowering naked beneath a large tree, shivering.

They immediately hurried over.

One of the smarter ones promptly took off his own clothes and draped them over Zhang Weiwu.

"Why did you bastards take so long to get here?"

"You left your young master freezing out here all this time!"

"Young master, you can't blame us. That lecher was just too terrifying."

"Our brothers all suffered quite a few injuries."

To prove they had not stayed away out of fear for their lives, they quickly stripped off their clothes and exposed their wounds.

"What are you disgusting fellows doing?"

A woman's voice suddenly rang out overhead.

They looked toward the voice and discovered that Bai Feixue had arrived without their noticing.

She was staring at them with contempt.

Before Zhang Weiwu could speak, Bai Feixue looked at him as though he were a pervert and said, "I never imagined you were that sort of person."

With that, she took the two elderly servants, Black and White, and vanished in a streak of light without looking back.

Zhang Weiwu froze at her expression.

Then he looked down at his naked body and his shirtless lackeys, and seemed to realize something.

His face instantly filled with horror, and he shouted in the direction Bai Feixue had gone, "Fairy Bai, you've misunderstood!"

Caw, caw, caw...

But only a few crow calls answered him.

Li Shouyi was thoroughly depressed. Even robbing a rich man just now had done nothing to mend his wounded heart.

At that moment, he thought to himself.

What was wrong with that little girl Bai Feixue?

I'd clearly helped her solve her problem, so why hadn't anyone brought me my Spirit Stones yet?

Or were people from great lineages all this shameless?

"Master, more people are chasing after us."

Li Shouyi turned at his disciple's words, and the graceful figure at the front immediately made his heart jolt.

"Master, should we turn around and rob them too?"

"Rob them, my ass! This time, they're bringing us money. There's no need to rob them."

Seeing Su Wan'er's excited expression, Li Shouyi could not help glaring fiercely at her.

This idiot disciple was utterly lawless.

When they had robbed Zhang Weiwu earlier, she had actually stripped off his clothes on purpose.

Yes, that was right!

Young Lady Su had been the one to strip him naked, because she had heard rumors that Zhang Weiwu could bed ten women in a single night.

So she had wanted to see just how impressive this mighty Zhang's equipment was.

But when she saw that earthworm-sized instrument of crime, Su Wan'er had exploded with rage.

Feeling deceived, she had sealed Zhang Weiwu's magical power.

Li Shouyi had been stunned at the time too.

That was also why he had forgotten to scold Su Wan'er and the other girls.

Honestly, in all his time living in two worlds, he had never seen one that small.

As he finished recalling all this, Bai Feixue finally arrived with her two servants.

"Ahem, Miss Bai, there's no need to thank me."

"Just give me a few million Spirit Stones as a token of appreciation."

After saying that, Li Shouyi bashfully turned his head aside and held out his palm to Bai Feixue.

Smack...

"Ow!"

Li Shouyi jerked his hand back, then glared at Bai Feixue. "Have you fucking gone crazy?"

"What did you hit me for?"

"Hmph! You're exactly the lecher I meant to hit."

"And you still want money from me? Let me tell you something."

"I've already paid the Night Crow Organization ten million Spirit Stones as a bounty on you."

"You'll spend the days ahead running for your life!"

Bai Feixue deliberately feigned anger, but inwardly, her heart was blooming with delight.

She wanted to see how Li Shouyi would react to that news.

"Are you fucking brain-dead?"

"I solved your problem for you. Fine, don't thank me."

"But why put a bounty on me?"

Li Shouyi practically exploded with fury at her words.

"Boy, speak respectfully to our young lady, or I'll beat you to death."

Li Shouyi was already furious, but Black's words made him laugh despite himself.

"Come on, then. Let's see how you're going to beat me to death today."

"You..."

"Whoa, whoa, young fellow, don't get worked up."

"This old friend of mine has never been right in the head. Don't mind him."

White grabbed Black and pushed him aside, whispering, "Black, have you got a hole in your brain?"

"Can't you see that our young lady likes him?"

Black looked startled and pointed at Li Shouyi and Bai Feixue, about to speak.

But White hurriedly covered his mouth and glared at him. "Don't say anything now. Just shut up and watch."

"Mmph, mmph, mmph..."

With his mouth covered, Black could only wave his arms and legs about, making muffled noises nonstop.

"Hey, crazy woman, at least give me a reason!"

Seeing Bai Feixue suddenly fall silent, Li Shouyi stared at her with fury in his eyes.

"Hmph. You know perfectly well what you did."

Her words stunned everyone around them.

With an exaggerated air, Su Wan'er said to Lin Shuishui and the others, "Did you hear that? He's gone and found us a master's wife."

Li Shouyi also stood rooted to the spot, pointing at Bai Feixue in shock.

"Lost for words now, lecher?"

Coming to his senses, Li Shouyi hurriedly said, "What nonsense are you spouting, you ungrateful woman?"

"I never fucking touched you, all right?"

Heaven be his witness, although Bai Feixue was beautiful enough to topple cities and kingdoms, Li Shouyi was not the sort of lecher whose feet refused to move at the sight of a pretty woman.

Besides.

With looks like his, what girl couldn't he win over?

"Just because you say you didn't touch me, does that mean you didn't?"

"Go ask anyone on the street and see whether they believe you or me."

Seeing the sly gleam in Bai Feixue's eyes, Li Shouyi finally understood. This woman intended to latch on to him.

Then he glanced suspiciously at Bai Feixue's belly and thought to himself.

This woman was absolutely despicable.

She must be lusting after my good looks and trying to saddle me with another man's child.