Naruto: Cards on the Table—I Just Want to Slack Off with Tsunade
Chapter 1

The beginning of a new life

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August 2, Year 10 of Konoha, in a delivery room at Konoha Hospital.

Uchiha Shinichi slowly opened his eyes. Above him was a ceiling painted a warm, soft shade of pale yellow, surrounded by walls that were almost impossibly spotless.

A faint herbal fragrance hung in the air, soothing the mind, as though the entire world were carefully preserving some delicate balance.

To him, however, everything felt unfamiliar and unreal.

What struck him was not a familiar flutter of emotion, but an overwhelming surge of anxiety and confusion.

He shifted his eyes slightly, surveying his surroundings. Everything he could see was unfamiliar—this clearly was not the modern world he knew.

He tried to speak, but his mouth felt strangely empty, unable to produce any clear sounds.

More shocking still—

He had become a baby!

Yes, a baby.

His memories had yet to come fully into focus, but that strange sense of displacement made it impossible to ignore the reality before him.

His body was painfully fragile, his limbs short and his muscles weak. Even lifting a finger with a little effort felt incredibly difficult.

And when he tried to make a sound, all that escaped was a faint infant murmur, utterly incapable of expressing his shock.

What on earth was going on?!

—No, wait.

Shinichi's heart jolted. Once he calmed down, he began carefully analyzing his situation.

First, he was definitely not dreaming.

Second, he had crossed into another world.

Finally, his body had completely transformed into that of a newborn baby.

While he was still organizing his thoughts, a strong arm suddenly scooped him up.

His body swayed slightly. The unfamiliar sensory feedback made him uncomfortable, and his tiny fingers trembled as he tried to grasp something, only to fail because his muscles would not cooperate.

Shinichi took a deep breath and turned his gaze toward the man holding him.

The man wore the attire of the Uchiha Clan.

He had thick, short black hair, a strong face, and a gentle yet resolute gaze.

His deep-set eyes held a sharp, perceptive edge. He was clearly an experienced shinobi.

Yet at that moment, his gaze was filled with tenderness and joy as he looked at Shinichi, as though anticipating something.

The man smiled faintly and murmured, "Shinichi..."

Shinichi's pupils contracted slightly. At last, he had caught a crucial piece of information in the man's words.

This man was his father—Uchiha Raishin.

His mind froze for a second.

Uchiha Raishin? He was a child of the Uchiha Clan?

Panic surged through Shinichi for an instant, but a strange clarity swept in like a tide, washing it away completely.

Stay calm.

He briefly closed his eyes. When he opened them again, some composure had returned to his gaze.

Though trapped in an infant's body, his thoughts remained clear and his reason intact.

He could understand what the people around him were saying and clearly distinguish their emotions.

That meant he was not simply a baby, but an adult with a complete mind and memories, merely inhabiting a different body.

—But that was not the only problem.

Shinichi frowned slightly, silently studying his father before glancing around again.

The entire room was exceptionally clean, and several medical staff stood nearby. This was clearly some kind of medical facility.

And their expressions were... confused?

No, not merely confused. They even seemed a little at a loss.

Shinichi quickly realized what was wrong—

He had not cried at all.

Normally, a newborn's first cry was the earliest sign of life.

Yet he merely lay there quietly with a dead-fish stare, showing no sign of crying or fussing.

This was clearly nothing like a normal baby's reaction.

Raishin's smile stiffened slightly. A hint of confusion appeared in his eyes, then gave way to anxiety.

He frowned and looked down at his son, concern creeping into his voice. "Shinichi, are you feeling unwell?"

He spoke cautiously, clearly worried that something might be wrong with the child.

Yet this young father had clearly overlooked one crucial fact—

Newborn babies could not understand speech.

But Shinichi not only understood him, he even grumbled inwardly, Of course I'm uncomfortable. This body is so small I can barely move. It's miserable.

Unable to express himself, however, he could only keep staring silently at Raishin with those innocent, vacant, dead-fish eyes.

Raishin's frown deepened, and the medical staff exchanged glances. Clearly, they had never encountered anything like this.

A brief silence settled over the room.

Just then, Shinichi suddenly raised one tiny hand—

Smack!

He lightly slapped his own face.

A sharp sensation of pain instantly traveled through his nerves, confirming one fact beyond all doubt—

This was not a dream.

He really had crossed into another world.

Ugh... Shinichi sighed inwardly, feeling the faint sting in his palm as he accepted his new identity.

He was no longer the idle, homebody engineer from the modern world. He was now a member of the Uchiha Clan.

From this moment on, his life had officially entered an entirely new chapter.

Seeing his son actually slap himself, Raishin froze for a moment, then his gaze grew even more complicated.

He gently settled Shinichi back into his swaddling and murmured:

"This child... is a little different."

The medical staff beside him still looked puzzled, but a deeper light glimmered in Raishin's eyes.

He did not know what kind of person his son would become, but he had a vague feeling that this child's fate would be anything but ordinary.

Shinichi, meanwhile, gently closed his eyes and thought silently:

Uchiha Shinichi, welcome to a new world...

Meanwhile, several of the most powerful shinobi in the Shinobi World had gathered at another delivery room.

At the very moment Uchiha Shinichi opened his eyes, a baby's cries rang out from another delivery room at Konoha Hospital.

The cries were clear and loud, echoing through the quiet hospital like a bolt of lightning splitting the silence, announcing the birth of a new life and heralding the beginning of a great legend yet to come.

The baby's cries brimmed with the force of life, stirring everyone present.

She was none other than Princess Tsunade—the future Fifth Hokage whose name would resound throughout the Shinobi World.

Standing outside the delivery room, Hashirama Senju nearly jumped for joy when he heard the baby's cries, an irrepressible smile spreading across his face.

His lively eyes shone, and his childlike delight was plain for all to see.

"Haha! I have a granddaughter! Wonderful, wonderful!" he shouted happily, enthusiastically clapping Tobirama on the shoulder beside him.

As the God of Shinobi and Konoha's First Hokage, Hashirama Senju still retained his usual cheerfulness and energy, always brimming with boundless hope and anticipation for the future.

Today, that joy was stronger than ever, because his granddaughter—Tsunade—had finally been born.

"This child is sure to become someone extraordinary! I've had a feeling all along that she'll surpass every one of us!"

A proud smile appeared on Hashirama Senju's face. Clearly, he had absolute confidence in his clan's next generation.

Tobirama Senju stood beside Hashirama, his expression gentle and contemplative.

Though he was not as outgoing or exuberant as Hashirama, his heart was equally filled with joy.

His eyes shone with hopes for the future, like stars promising a bright path ahead, though steadiness and thoughtfulness were more prominent.

"Yes, Brother, you're right. Tsunade will certainly be exceptional." Tobirama's voice was gentle but firm. Though quiet, it carried a deep strength.

He was soon to take office as the Second Hokage and had been Konoha's de facto leader during Hashirama Senju's tenure.

Tobirama Senju took his responsibilities to his clan and the shinobi world seriously, and he understood the heavy burden Tsunade would one day shoulder.

"This child is destined for greatness. We must do everything we can to protect her and pave the way for an even brighter future." Tobirama's words carried a steadfast warmth. He knew Tsunade would one day bear Konoha's responsibilities, and as her elders, they had to give her the strongest possible support.

Standing some distance away, Takada Enma, the daimyo of the Land of Fire, also felt their joy.

Though his position as the Land of Fire's daimyo was lofty, at that moment his heart was deeply touched by the warmth of family bonds and hopes for the future.

"Tsunade's arrival symbolizes an even closer bond between Konoha and the Land of Fire." He smiled faintly, thinking that once he returned, he must bestow the title of princess of the Land of Fire upon Tsunade, demonstrating his support for Konoha and their deeper cooperation in the years ahead.

As the daimyo of the Land of Fire, Takada Enma understood Konoha's importance to the nation, and Tsunade's birth gave him an even clearer vision of their bright shared future.

Inside the delivery room, Tsunade's parents stood beside the crib, gazing at their newborn daughter with undisguised joy and happiness.

Tsunade's father, Senju Kenji, gently lifted the baby into his arms, his eyes filled with emotion and profound love.

Looking at tiny Tsunade, his heart swelled with pride and endless anticipation.

"This is our daughter. She'll become a great shinobi." Senju Kenji's voice caught slightly, hope shining in his eyes. In his heart, he had already painted a glorious vision of Tsunade's future.

As a member of the Senju Clan, Kenji knew Tsunade would one day make outstanding contributions to Konoha and the shinobi world.

Tsunade's mother, Senju Sanae, held her husband's hand tightly, her eyes shining with tenderness and resolve.

She gently stroked little Tsunade's hair, her voice soft as water. "She'll be strong and brave, just like us, and become Konoha's hope."

Her eyes brimmed with the strength of a mother's love and beautiful dreams for the future.

In a corner of the delivery room, Mito Uzumaki gazed tenderly at her newborn granddaughter, tears glimmering in her eyes.

As Tsunade's grandmother, Mito felt deep relief and joy, along with thoughtful concern for the future.

"It's wonderful to see her so healthy," Mito said softly, gently stroking Tsunade's tiny cheek, her voice filled with boundless affection.

Her gaze was gentle yet strong, carrying a grandmother's selfless love and hopes for her grandchild.

Mito's heart was full of hopes for Tsunade's future.

She knew that although Tsunade was a girl, she would never fall behind anyone.

A resilient strength shone in Mito's eyes, reflecting both her confidence in the future and the hope she held for this world.

"She'll grow into a steadfast pillar of Konoha, just as you have, and lead her era with the spirit of a great woman," Mito told Hashirama softly, her voice full of tenderness and unwavering strength.

As Tsunade's cries gradually subsided, the delivery room grew peaceful.

Every gaze rested on this tiny newborn life.

Her future remained unknown, but without a doubt, she would become a legend in Konoha and the entire shinobi world.

Everyone present, filled with affection and hope, silently looked forward to the glory her future would bring.

At the same time, Uchiha Shinichi was also embarking on a new journey of his own.

Though he could not return to his original world, he knew he would find his own path in this land filled with fighting spirit and glory.

From this moment onward, these two new lives—Shinichi and Tsunade—would write their own glorious chapters in Konoha's future.

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