Naruto: My Damn System Only Cares About Money
Chapter 283

Tsunade, the Shinobi World's Infamous Big Loser

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"Well, theoretically speaking, you can indeed buy Cup Noodles on your mobile phone, but it shouldn't be possible at the moment."

"Why!"

Naruto held the phone and looked at Limited-Edition Cup Noodles, whom he had been coveting for a long time, and felt extremely uncomfortable.

"Um, how do I put this? The services on this mobile phone currently do not include Konoha."

"Okay."

Naruto felt a little regretful, but he also thought about it, so he would buy it now and bring Konoha back together when the time comes.

"Then I will place the order now and have them delivered to the hotel where we are staying."

Saying that, Naruto quickly placed an order.

Watching the operation of Naruto, Jiraiya originally wanted to stop it, but when I thought about it, why not just buy Cup Noodles? How much money would it cost?

If I had not left Konoha back then, maybe nothing would have happened to Minato, and Naruto would have had a better life.

After all, Naruto will become what it is today, and he is also responsible. Since he wants to buy it, let him go.

"Okay, I've finished buying it and I'll give it back to you."

Naruto handed the phone back to Jiraiya, but when he handed it back to Jiraiya, his eyes were a little erratic, and he was deliberately avoiding Jiraiya's sight.

"What's wrong Naruto? I just bought some Cup Noodles. I can still afford this money. Not to mention that Konoha is one of the super powerful Sannin. The mission reward is a lot of money. What's more, I am also the author of a best-selling novel. Both online serialization and offline physical books have good sales.

How expensive can some limited-edition instant noodles be?

Ah--!"

When he saw the payment amount clearly, Jiraiya's eyes widened.

"Why can Cup Noodles be sold so expensively? This is already higher than the reward given by S-level missions!"

"Pervy Sage, let me tell you, those are not ordinary Cup Noodles, but the official flagship limited edition Cup Noodles launched by the Chiba Commerce Association. The collection value is much greater than the edible value Dattebayo!"

"But even so, it can't be changed. This is just Cup Noodles!"

"Ahhh! Pervy Sage, you don't understand, this Cup Noodles is no longer an ordinary Cup Noodles, it is a collection, it is art, Dattebayo!"

Scorpion: Cup Noodles can be considered art?

Deidara: Art is an Explosion!!

Naruto: The art is the limited edition Cup Noodles!

After some debate, Jiraiya still placed an order for Naruto.

"Thank you Pervy Sage!"

Naruto was very happy when she saw Jiraiya place an order.

"You brat, I spent so much money on you, why don't you call me Toad Sage!"

"Okay Pervy Sage, then how should we find Lady Tsunade?"

Jiraiya opened Forum and said.

"Simple, just look at Forum's recent news."

As he spoke, Jiraiya checked the messages on a Forum named Shinobi World Legend—The Ultimate Big Loser.

As one of the legendary Sannin, Shinobi World is the well-known super medical Ninja, and the super Big Fat Sheep who will lose every bet.

Tsunade naturally has its own Forum, which contains some gamblers who hope to know the trends of Tsunade so as to find opportunities to make a fortune, and some patients who hope to be treated by Tsunade's medical skills.

Of course, there are also many fans of Tsunade. After all, although Tsuna is actually old enough to be the mother-in-law of many people, she can't stand Tsunade's appearance and figure, as are her medical skills. Shinobi World is top-notch.

"Let me see Tsunade's latest trends."

Soon he found a post.

"Shocked, Grass Country's Largest Chiba Casino is about to hold the first Charity Gambling King Tournament. Gamblers from all over the world are invited to participate. The casino will use part of the final grand prize for charity."

"Shocked, well-known gamblers from all over the world are going to Land of Grass, actually for... the Gambling King Competition."

"Shocked, Land of Grass Gambling God Chiba Satoru announced to participate in Charity Gambling King Tournament and bet on his own Gambling God name. The real Shinobi World's Gambling God will be born in Land of Grass Charity Gambling King Tournament!"

"Shocked, Shinobi World well-known Big Fat Sheep Princess Tsunade decided to go to Land of Grass to participate in Charity Gambling King Tournament."

"Charity Gambling King Tournament? Good guy, are everyone having so much fun now? Ninja is hosting Joint Chunin Ninja Exams, and those guys actually "created a gambling king contest."

Jiraiya really feels a little confused about the development of this world.

"But fortunately, we know Tsunade's movements."

As he spoke, he continued to scroll down.

"Earth-shaking! Shinobi World The famous Big Fat Sheep changed his fate against the odds? He went all the way and defeated Shinobi World many well-known gamblers to reach the finals. He is about to face Gambling God Chiba Satoru!"

Seeing this piece of news, Jiraiya was a little surprised and couldn't help but frown.

He took a careful look at the time. The time when this news was released happened to be the day when Orochimaru launched Konoha Crush Plan, Impure World Reincarnation launched First Hokage and Fourth Hokage, and killed Old Man.

Sure enough, the special law on Tsunade took effect.

Tsunade's gambling luck is extremely bad, but if she suddenly kills everyone in the casino and starts winning big, then this means that the people related to her may encounter something unexpected and something bad will happen.

On that day, Tsunade's gambling luck was prosperous, and on the same day, Old Man died.

Continue to read the news.

"Decisive battle, Shinobi World famous Big Fat Sheep bet against Land of Grass Gambling God Chiba Satoru, this Shinobi World Can the well-known Big Fat Sheep defy fate and change his fate, from Shinobi World Big Fat Sheep to become Shinobi World's Gambling God!"

"It's a pity! Big Fat Sheep Tsunade defeated Chiba Satoru, and the real Shinobi World's Gambling God was born!"

"As expected, Tsunade still lost."

Seeing Tsunade lose, Jiraiya looked like he had expected it.

The subsequent messages gradually became somewhat incomprehensible to him.

Why Tsunade owes a huge gambling debt, Tsunade Chiba Commerce Association, becomes the spokesperson of the Chiba Commerce Association, Tsunade joins Chiba Fashion, becomes a fashion magazine cover model, Tsunade endorses Chiba Medical...

If the previous Charity Gambling King Tournament Jiraiya could be understood, the following message was really beyond his comprehension.

After looking through it for a long time, he finally came to his senses.

"Tsunade has lost too much and has become an employee of the Chiba Commerce Association?"

Looking at the pile of endorsements and various cooperations, Jiraiya understood that Tsunade was packaged as a celebrity spokesperson by the Chiba Commerce Association.

But don't mention it, those photos on the cover of fashion magazines are really impressive. Tsunade has a good figure, plus those avant-garde fashions launched by the Chiba Commerce Association.

This is much more powerful than those bought on the market.

"I know where Tsunade is."

"Where is it?"

"Land of Grass."

Land of Grass, wearing a sexy and hot custom-made dress, was sitting on the gambling table, shaking Dice Cup and staring at Chiba Satoru opposite.

Chiba Satoru shook Dice Cup impatiently.

"Hurry up, auntie, I have to go to eat."

"Okay, we are better in this round! Let's go!"

Tsunade shouted and slammed Dice Cup onto the gambling table. The onlookers stared at Dice Cup curiously.

The lid slowly opened, revealing three dice, six, six, and five.

"Hahahaha, I, Tsunade, was transferred today, you will definitely lose, kid!"

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