"Big news! Big news!"
Inside the Daimyo's Palace in the Land of Grass, Tetsuya rushed toward Tobirama's laboratory, phone in hand, shouting about big news as he went.
Bang!
Tetsuya shoved the laboratory door open.
Startled by the sudden intrusion, Tobirama accidentally hit the delete key, wiping out half the design he had just drawn.
"Chi. Ba. Tet. Su. Ya!"
Veins bulged on Tobirama's forehead. He grabbed the Thermos beside him and hurled it.
"What the fuck are you making such a racket for?! It's bad enough that those two Uchiha bastard brothers keep bothering me! Why are you doing it too?!"
Tetsuya raised a hand to catch the Thermos and glanced at what was steeping inside.
One look was all it took. Well, damn. It wasn't goji berries or anything like that, but every ingredient was something for hair care.
Wait, Tobirama, you old bastard, since when did you start preventing hair loss?
Was all that research burning through so many brain cells that his hair had started falling out?
Hmm, come to think of it, hashirama cells could enhance self-healing. Could they cure hair loss too?
Hashirama had a pretty thick head of hair, didn't he? Maybe they really did have that effect.
No, no, where the hell had his thoughts wandered off to?
"No, I'm not here to bother you. I'm here to bring you good news!"
"Good news?"
Tobirama frowned, unable to think of any good news there could possibly be for him. After pondering for a moment, he ventured a question.
"What good news could there be? Don't tell me little Tsunade is pregnant?"
That left Tetsuya at a complete loss. He looked at Tobirama in confusion and asked,
"Uh... why would that be your first thought?"
"Oh, right. She isn't even married. How could