Tsunade: Hokage? Not even a dog would take the job! A little later... fine, I'll be Hokage.

"What?! Danzo is dead?!"

"Wait! Someone from the Uchiha Clan killed Danzo?!"

"Sasuke Uchiha summoned a gigantic Susanoo?!"

In his office, Jiraiya let out one astonished cry after another as he listened to the ninja who had come to report the news.

Seriously, Shimura Danzō? You went through all that trouble to finally secure the Hokage position, and you died before they even started carving your face into Kage Rock? What was that all about?

And where did this Uchiha Clan come from?

Still, when he looked at the photograph the messenger produced, there was no mistaking that group of Uchiha led by Sasuke Uchiha and Shisui Uchiha.

"Jiraiya! Jiraiya, what the hell happened while I was unconscious?!"

Tsunade shoved the door to Jiraiya's office open and bellowed.

"Why did those two old fossils tell me I'd been removed as Hokage the moment I woke up? Sure, I don't particularly want to be Hokage, but what the hell were those old fossils doing? Staging a coup?"

Tsunade was furious.

I worked myself to the bone for this village, then fought a brainless, muscle-bound idiot and a potato with one foot in the grave in the Land of Iron, until I ended up unconscious.

And those bastards staged a coup behind my back? Who could put up with that?

"All right, all right, calm down. They'll probably be here begging you to be Hokage again any minute now."

That only made Tsunade angrier. She shattered Jiraiya's desk with a slap.

"Hokage? Not even a dog would take the job! Whoever wants it can have it! I quit!"

"My desk!"

Jiraiya felt terribly wronged. Be angry all you want, but why smash my desk?

"Lady Tsunade..."

While Tsunade was venting her anger, a jonin from the old fossils' faction knocked on the