My name's... pfft, my name is Li Nezha. I'm the youngest son of Li Jing, commander of Chentang Pass, and a disciple of True Person Taiyi, one of the Expounding Teaching's Twelve Golden Immortals. Apparently, I was also Spirit Pearl Child, who served Lady Nuwa, in my previous life.
In short, my status is incredibly exalted, and my abilities are formidable too. With the Universe Ring in one hand and the Red Armillary Sash in the other, I slaughter any god or demon who dares stand in my way.
Just a few days ago, I dreamed of wielding the Universe Ring and fighting all the way from the South Heaven Gate to East Penglai Road. I drenched the Heavenly Court in bloody rain and bloodstained winds, and beat the Heavenly Emperor and Heavenly Sovereign and that Jade Emperor fellow until they hid beneath their dragon thrones, trembling. In the end, they had no choice but to admit defeat and meekly abdicate their thrones to me.
And so I, Nezha, became the new ruler of heaven and earth!
Yet someone as great and mighty as me never, ever imagined that my beloved master would sell me out today!
Master, what on earth are you doing? Hit him! Hit him! Beat both of them to death! Why are you reasoning with them and making me sound so awful? Are you even my master anymore? Nezha, whose mouth Guang Chengzi had sealed with a spell, flew up to Taiyi, glaring at him and waving his fists as he shouted inwardly.
"Ah, Nezha, when you do wrong, you must accept punishment. Accept yours. This will also give the East Sea Dragon Race and Jiejiao the justice they deserve," True Person Taiyi told Nezha with a sigh.
"..." Nezha was so furious that he wanted