As the Human Race entered the technological age, the emergence of all sorts of Penguin Group Chats and micro-chat apps made the eyes of the immortals, gods, buddhas, and demons visiting the mortal world for training light up.
And so, under the leadership of the great Heavenly Emperor, the great god Gungun, many immortals and gods joined a Penguin Group Chat together. Gungun named it the Primordial Great Gods Group!
On a certain day of a certain month, the weather was clear and bright.
"Morning." As usual, Gungun sent a message to the group.
At once, many immortals and gods surfaced, following him with their own morning greetings. Among them, one sent a different message.
Shark Immortal: "Wishing the Heavenly Emperor an auspicious day. May saintly light be with you."
"..." He was rather speechless. Ever since the group was created, this fellow sent those same words whenever he surfaced. May saintly light be with me? I'm a chaos-unbounded great immortal. Of course saintly light is with me. Do I need you to wish for it?
Six-Eared Macaque: "There you go again, kissing His Majesty's ass every day. Don't you know His Majesty is a true god of great virtue, unfettered by worldly things, who won't be easily swayed by your honeyed words?"
Yes, this fellow was another one who loved kissing his ass.
Sun Wukong: "@Six-Eared Macaque, have you thought over what we discussed last time? I, old Sun, have now stepped into the realm of great immortals too. I want to duel you at the Peak of the Goddess of Liberty and see who's the best of the Monkey Tribe's younger generation!"
Six-Eared Macaque: "No. You're no match for me. Fighting you would do me no good, win or lose."
Sun Wukong: "Stop blowing hot air and