"Ningning, narcissism is an illness. You need treatment."
His little sister had gone too far today, so Jiang He retaliated without hesitation.
However.
Before Chu Youning could say anything else, his mother, sitting on his other side, took action.
Lin Xiangyin instantly grabbed his ear, wearing a smile of nuclear-grade kindness. "I'll give you a chance to rephrase that. Don't make me slap you in front of everyone."
Once again realizing his mouth had run ahead of his brain, Jiang He felt Wan'er's gaze land on him, and his mind began racing.
He couldn't let Wan'er think he was a mama's boy, but if he talked back to his mother, he would probably face a mixed doubles beating once they got home.
In the end.
Unable to find the ideal solution, Jiang He could only choose to salvage what little dignity he could.
"Mother, you can't blame me for this. Your son's looks rank pretty high in the whole Capital, don't they? Yet don't you keep saying I look about the same as Big Yellow in the backyard?"
"I inherited your taste, and I've been looking at this little brat for years. What's wrong with saying she's narcissistic?"
"I... you unfilial brat! Your mother thinks our Ningning is the prettiest. If you really took after me, you could never spout that nonsense. Clearly, you inherited your father's complete lack of discernment!!!"
Lin Xiangyin secretly kicked Jiang He under the table, though outwardly she reluctantly chose to spare her son a little face.
After all...
It didn't matter if she threw mud at Old Jiang. Old Jiang already had her.
But there were outsiders here, so she still had to consider her son's dignity. She would give him a proper thrashing when they got home!!!
"All right, Mother. Second Brother is