Tang San: Master, Be My Husband!

Tang San reached out, about to reveal his Sleeve Arrow. Suddenly, an inexplicable impulse surged through him. His legs gave out, and with a thud, he dropped to his knees!

Then Tang San planted both hands on the ground, bent down, and slammed his forehead against the floor with repeated bangs!

The Gatekeeper, who had been looking down on them, and Old Jack, who had been indignantly defending them, were both stunned. Old Jack cried out in alarm:

"Little San, what are you doing? We may be poor, but we still have pride! Get up!"

As if he had not heard him, Tang San continued kneeling and kowtowing.

He only felt that kowtowing was exhilarating, comfortable, and completely justified!

The Gatekeeper was dumbfounded. His CPU seemed to burn out, and he stammered:

"Y-you, don't think that just because you're kowtowing to me, I-I'll let you beggars in."

[System Prompt: Mental Modification has a time limit~]

The system's voice rang beside Bai Yu's ear. Tang San's vision suddenly blurred, and then he realized he was kneeling on the ground. He instantly flew into a rage.

Why the hell was I kneeling? And kowtowing? What utter humiliation!

He glared at the Gatekeeper, his eyes blazing with fury. This must have been that guy's doing. He was going to kill him!

[Plot: Tang San's anger surged as he prepared to use a Hidden Weapon to kill the Gatekeeper.]

Bai Yu had a sudden idea and changed "weapon" to "number."

Fury flared in Tang San's eyes. He raised his Sleeve Arrow at the Gatekeeper and was about to fire when he suddenly roared:

"Front Wheel Turns, Back Wheel Turns Smida!"

Old Jack: "?"

Gatekeeper: "??"

What the hell was that???

Seeing that the Gatekeeper was unharmed, Tang San grew even angrier and roared again:

"Love Your Solitary Walk Down Dark Alleys!"

The Gatekeeper was terrified. Could this guy be mentally ill?

Maybe he should get one of the academy teachers to deal with this.

Just then, Yu Xiaogang walked over. Seeing that the atmosphere was off, he hurriedly asked:

"What happened?"

Old Jack had long suspected that Little San's inferiority complex had left him somewhat mentally unstable. When Yu Xiaogang spoke, Old Jack assumed he was one of the academy leaders and stepped forward with the certificate.

After reading it, Yu Xiaogang nodded and said:

"He is indeed a Work-Study Student."

Then he looked at the Gatekeeper and asked:

"Were you discriminating against them?"

At that moment, Tang San shouted again:

"Moshi moshi, slippery trash, if you aren't trash, then I can't mishi!"

Yu Xiaogang: "???"

The Gatekeeper wore an expression as though he had seen a ghost. "That's exactly it! He suddenly started shouting and saying nothing but weird things!"

Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched. He looked at Old Jack and Bai Yu and asked:

"What is wrong with him?"

Old Jack was equally bewildered. Bai Yu, however, coughed twice and said:

"He is rather emotional. He might get better after a while."

Yu Xiaogang: "."

"Ahem, fine. You two, come with me. I'll take you to register."

Watching Tang San and Bai Yu enter Nuoding Academy, tears welled in Old Jack's eyes as he shouted:

"Little San, Xiao Yu, work hard!"

Soon, the three of them chatted as they walked. Bai Yu used the excuse that he needed to use the restroom to avoid their conversation.

He had no choice but to avoid them. If Yu Xiaogang exposed Tang San's Twin Martial Souls on the spot and he overheard it, would Tang San and Tang Hao not hold a grudge against him?

Seeing Bai Yu leave, Yu Xiaogang thought that he absolutely had to take these two Innate Full Soul Powers as disciples. He would start with Tang San.

"Tang San, can you let me see your Martial Soul?"

Tang San looked hesitant. After Yu Xiaogang fed him a string of nonsense, Tang San finally summoned the Clear Sky Dog, then let out a fart.

Yu Xiaogang was stunned. This was a disciple Heaven had bestowed upon him!

"Tang San, are you willing to take me as your master?"

[Plot: Upon hearing Yu Xiaogang's words, Tang San is deeply impressed and prepares to acknowledge Yu Xiaogang as his teacher.]

Bai Yu, who was hiding nearby and watching, suppressed his laughter as he changed "teacher" to "husband."

Suddenly, Tang San dropped to one knee, his face earnest as he gazed at Yu Xiaogang with deep affection.

Yu Xiaogang froze. Why was Tang San kneeling on one knee? And why was he looking at him with such loving eyes?

At that moment, Tang San said tenderly:

"Master, I love you. From the moment I first saw you, I fell deeply in love with you. I love your sexy beard, I love your shiny bald head. Master, please be my husband!"

Yu Xiaogang:

Bai Yu, watching from the shadows, nearly suffered internal injuries from holding back his laughter.

Yu Xiaogang's CPU completely exploded. Looking at Tang San's affectionate gaze, he was as shocked as if he had eaten two pounds of Old Eight's Special Little Burgers.

"Th-this... you... ah?"

Yu Xiaogang screamed. Tang San had seen that he would not agree, dropped to both knees, and rushed over to hug his thigh.

"Master, please let me bow beneath your boots of wisdom!"

Yu Xiaogang:

[Plot: Faced with Tang San's proposal, Yu Xiaogang is greatly alarmed, rejects Tang San's suggestion, and earnestly lectures him.]

Although his three free chances had already been used up, he had plenty of Points. Just for the entertainment, he exchanged for one basic modification chance and changed "reject" to "accept."

After all, one Point could be exchanged for one use, and one modification earned one Point. There was no cost at all. This was made for people who lived for the fun of it!

Master was about to sternly reject Tang San, but as the words reached his lips, he suddenly found Tang San's young face incredibly delicate and handsome. Tang San's deep blue hair was also so pleasing to the eye. Having such a Little Nan Liang as a wife seemed perfectly suited to Yu Xiaogang's tastes!

"Tang San, I accept!"

Tang San was overjoyed.

"Really?"

Yu Xiaogang nodded and said affectionately:

"Yes, Tang San. Don't worry. Although I am old and have accomplished nothing, I will never betray your feelings for me! From today onward, you and I are a pair destined by fate. I will treat you well."

Tang San seemed to transform into Tang Daiyu and said coyly:

"That's wonderful, husband. I love you to death!"

Master also said gently:

"That's wonderful, Little San. Your Martial Soul is exactly the same as mine. We both fart. We are truly a match made in heaven! My Martial Soul is Luo San Pao. From today onward, you will be called Tang San Pao!"

"Tang San Pao? What a lovely name!"

The two gazed deeply into each other's eyes. Just then, Bai Yu came over from the distance and shouted:

"Hey! Little San! What are you two doing?"

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang suddenly shuddered. Their eyes cleared, and then both looked as though they had seen ghosts.

"Ah!!"

Tang San sprang up from the ground and immediately slapped himself twice across the face!

"What nonsense was I saying? What nonsense?!"

Yu Xiaogang was so furious that even his beard trembled. He slapped himself as well.

"I-I, Yu Xiaogang, have lived for most of my life, and I actually... actually did something like that to a child."

Both of them condemned themselves inwardly.

Bai Yu pretended to be confused and asked:

"Your faces are both so red. Did something happen?"

"No!!"

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San roared in unison.

They exchanged a glance, and Yu Xiaogang said:

"Tang San has already taken me as his master. He was just going through the apprenticeship ceremony."

Tang San echoed him:

"That's right, I have already taken Master as my teacher!"

The two instantly reached an understanding. This matter absolutely could not be spoken of. Absolutely not!

With an expression of sudden realization, Bai Yu asked again:

"An apprenticeship ceremony is just an apprenticeship ceremony. Why are both your faces so red?"

Yu Xiaogang choked on his own saliva and coughed for a long while before saying:

"Because we were too excited. Yes, too excited. Bai Yu, since Tang San has already taken me as his master, why don't you take me as your master too?"

Tang San nodded. Now that he and Yu Xiaogang were on the same side, he also said to Bai Yu:

"Xiao Yu, let's become disciples together!"

Bai Yu looked at the red-faced Yu Xiaogang and asked:

"Then what can you teach me?"

Yu Xiaogang puffed out his chest and said proudly:

"The Ten Core Competition Theories of Spirits!"

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang wants to use the Ten Core Competition Theories of Spirits to fool you into becoming his disciple.]

Bai Yu silently changed "ten" to "ten thousand."