Jian Ruonan was so terrified that her three souls and seven spirits nearly jolted out of place!
Wa Kingdom's greatest beauty had no eyebrows, just two black dots painted on her forehead as substitutes. Her teeth were pitch-black, as though she had just eaten a great big turd.
Her face was so white she looked as though she had been dead for five hundred years.
Holy shit, what the hell is that??!
It isn't even the Ghost Festival yet, and the demons and monsters are already out scaring people??!!
Back off, back off, back off!
The civil and military officials were badly frightened too, but Wa Kingdom's greatest beauty was meant for His Majesty, not them. Their fear remained superficial rather than cutting deep.
Emperor Deyuan, however, went deathly pale and nearly tumbled off his dragon throne on the spot.
If he took this thing as a consort, he would have to wear his Dragonkini for protection every time he entered the Imperial Harem.
Oh, oh, oh, I get it! Despicable Wa Kingdom! You want to scare the old emperor to death so you can loot a burning house, don't you!
The civil and military officials: Despicable, vulgar, shameless!
Emperor Deyuan: Am I some bargain-bin emperor? You dare send me something like this?!
The Wa envoys were utterly baffled!
When Wa Kingdom's greatest beauty appeared, their hearts had skipped a beat.
Before they could feel pleased with themselves, they saw the entire court gasp in terror.
Faced with such a beauty, why had Great Xia's sovereign turned ashen?!
The civil and military officials: Are you sure your hearts didn't skip a beat out of fright?!
The Wa envoys: "..."
Emperor Deyuan: You people in Wa Kingdom must be starving. You'll eat anything!
The civil and military officials: *His Majesty really