The Wa Kingdom's envoys gazed at the descendants of their mighty generals onstage, dressed in grass skirts, shaking their asses and chanting "doo-doo da-da-da," and sank into deep thought.
"..."
What-what the hell was this?!
Where were the mighty Wa generals who commanded the winds and clouds, valiant and fierce in battle, that they had imagined?!
Who on earth were these clownish little dwarfs?!
The mighty Wa generals dancing passionately onstage also spotted the Wa Kingdom's envoys below.
When Wa men met fellow Wa men, their hearts twisted, their dreams shattered, and their souls broke.
They should have clasped hands with tear-filled eyes and poured out their hearts. Instead, they had met like this.
What a cruel twist of fate!
The hot blood in the envoys' hearts instantly turned cold-ice-cold.
Hot one moment and cold the next, they almost made Jian Ruonan think they had caught a chill.
After exchanging glances with their Indian friends, the Wa Kingdom's envoys looked utterly defeated, their initial arrogance long gone.
Jian Ruonan said, "Ambassadors of the Wa Kingdom, take a good look. Are they your mighty generals or not?"
[If you lie, your sons will be born with rotten assholes!]
The Wa Kingdom's envoys: "..."
"No. We don't know them."
"They must be lads from India."
The assembled civil and military officials thought: As expected of the Wa Kingdom's envoys. They would rather have sons with rotten assholes than admit it.
The Wa Kingdom's envoys thought: What do our sons' assholes matter beside the honor of Great Wa?!
Like roots gripping a mountain, the envoys refused to budge. They simply would not admit it, their skin thicker than the city walls.
After enjoying their Indian friends' song and dance, they shamelessly resumed boasting about the Great Wa Republic. Their mental fortitude was truly