Emperor Deyuan:"..."
What are you catching while blindfolded... Concubine?
Embroidered Uniform Guard is... concubine?
I understand every word, but why are they so difficult to understand when put together?
After thinking for a moment, he finally understood.
Fifth Miss wants to play catch with Embroidered Uniform Guard blindfolded, with Embroidered Uniform Guard playing the role of "concubine".
"..."
Emperor Deyuan closed his eyes and imagined that scene, and the veins on his forehead twitched.
He was almost confused by the appearance of Jinyang Marquis's Residence's Fifth Miss just now. Fifth Miss looks weak and quiet, but in fact he is very unruly at heart!
Uninhibited and cute!
Great Xia The folk customs are open. Although women from official families have to learn from Four Books for Women, there is no saying that women cannot be exposed to the public. Women are allowed to freely choose their husbands, and they are even allowed to work alone. Those who are capable can even become officials.
But this little Fifth Miss is a little too unrestrained!
He has never played such a game!
Don't tell me, this game sounds... quite fun.
Emperor Deyuan pursed his lips and looked serious.
Jian Ruonan lowered his head and did not feel the change in the atmosphere around him at all.
The emperor's reward must be carefully considered.
Gold, silver and jewelry can be earned in the future. She is not interested in being an official or anything like that. She must want something special.
[ding]
[It is detected here that the target being captured is in a bad mood, points -20]
Jian Ruonan:??
No, she deserves a reward. Fourth Prince is in a bad mood. What the hell?
Can't you see the poor have enough to eat?!
After pondering for a long time, Jian Ruonan said, "I want the grace of being able to lift the table at will."
[Ding!]
[It is detected here that the emotional recovery of the captured object is detected, points +20]
Emperor Deyuan:"??"
Fortunately it wasn't Blindfolded Consort Hunt, otherwise he really wouldn't know how to give orders to Embroidered Uniform Guard Wei Liren.
What is this thing about flipping the table?
Teng: Hey, isn't it Blindfolded Consort Hunt?
Disappointed, hugely disappointed!!
Fifth sister, can you unite your heart and your words?!!
Fourth Prince:"..."
Black Tortoise System: [Why did you smell a sour smell just now?]
Fourth Prince:[Shut up!]
You have a system, where does the nose come from?!
Jian Ruonan explained in a low voice, "When eating or drinking tea, if there is a table, I can lift the table at will. People here cannot criticize my daughter for lifting the table."
I understand, it's just a shame.
The little girl can throw away her face, what kind of table is she flipping?
Everyone here. "..."
This woman is a divine being!
Although this reward is a bit outrageous, it is still within the control of Emperor Deyuan. It is expected that this little cutie will not dare to lift the table in front of him.
"That's right!"
"Cao Desheng, bring me pen and ink, I want to issue an edict!"
~
Min was waiting eagerly at the gate of the Imperial Palace. He finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the three sisters being sent out with their beards and tails intact.
"Nan Nan, how are you? Are you scared?" Min held Jian Ruonan in his arms and felt relieved after checking that not a single hair had fallen out.
"Mother, Emperor Deyuan is very kind. She gave us seats and snacks." Jian Ruonan took out Imperial Edict, "Look, this is the reward given to me by Emperor Deyuan!"
The yellow Imperial Edict was unfolded, with the words "Edict-Authorized Table-Flipping, no guilt for flipping the table" written on it.
Min:??
Jian Xilu explained, "From now on, fifth sister will not be blamed no matter what occasion she lifts the table."
Min:"..."
My head suddenly felt a little throbbing.
It's not good to ask for any reward, I want this.
"Hey, Xilu, why are you all wet?" Min then realized that Jian Xilu was covered in cold sweat, the hair on his forehead was soaked, and his vest was also wet.
"Teng, why are your pants wet?"
Teng's pants were soaked and he still smelled.
After realizing that Teng peed his pants, Min's eyebrows furrowed.
Why are you six years old and still wet your pants?!
"What's going on with you two?!"
Jian Xilu and Teng looked at the instigator Jian Ruonan with hatred.
It was all caused by the fifth sister/fifth sister!
But I can only think about these words in my heart, I can't say them out, and I can't make a sound when I speak.
Teng groaned angrily. "I was scared by His Majesty."
Teng hugged Min and cried, "Mom, you don't know, Teng almost lost sight of her mother."
[With this little courage, how did Teng become a traitor in the future?!]
[Too bad!]
Teng:"..."
~
Imperial Study li.
Emperor Deyuan, Five Ministers and Second Prince looked solemn.
Fourth Prince sat aside and drank tea leisurely.
"Beep--"
"Beep--"
"Beep--"
"Beep--"
When the ministers opened their mouths, they were all silenced.
Like a fool.
Emperor Deyuan:"That's enough! Stop beeping!"
"If you can't say it, then write it down!"
Minister of Rites Shi Fan was the most angry and was the first to take the pen and paper.
After it was known that his five sons were not his biological children, several other ministers looked at him strangely.
Especially Minister of Personnel. Originally, Shi Family's grandson and Minister of Personnel's granddaughter were both married, but Minister of Personnel actually regretted their marriage on the spot!
Minister of War Pei Junfei is still gossiping. "This cannot be blamed on Minister of Personnel."
Shi Fan replied, "Have you caught the actor who kidnapped your granddaughter? Has he been sent to court?"
"You!" Minister of War Pei Junfei was eager to scold.
Emperor Deyuan angrily yelled, "When has it happened? Are you still making trouble?!"
Shi Fan took the paper and started writing.
However, he can write anything, but he can't write a single word about Jian Ruonan's inner voice.
Shi Fan felt a flash of cruelty in his heart, and then his throat was immediately pinched, and he almost saw Great-Grandma.
Don't be cruel, don't be cruel!!
After my eyes recovered, my breathing immediately returned to smoothness!
Emperor Deyuan:"..."
My courtiers are quick to respond!
Emperor Deyuan I understand, you can't talk about this, you can't write about it, and you can't bring any ill will towards the other party. If you do, see Great-Grandma immediately.
He called the Court Eunuchs who were guarding the door of Imperial Study, "What do you think of Fifth Miss from Jinyang Marquis's Residence's house?"
Court Eunuch's answer was quite satisfactory, his eyes were not shocked, and his mouth did not beep.
It seems that not everyone can hear the voice of Fifth Miss. There is a range, but I don't know what kind of range it is.
"Let Fifth Miss from the Jinyang Marquis's Residence family come again in a few days." Emperor Deyuan looked at Five Ministers: "You will also come when the time comes, and call the minister, several princes, Heir and others."
Five Ministers wiped his sweat.
"Oh, by the way, call Eldest Princess too!"
Eldest Princess is willing to live and die for Princess's Consort, Emperor Deyuan can't do anything to her, let's see if Jian Ruonan can do anything.
Emperor Deyuan secretly thought about whether Fifth Miss could be allowed to go to court every day.
Fifth Miss If he goes to court, the courtiers will not be able to hide anything from him!
But Emperor Deyuan is also afraid, what if he accidentally offends the little cutie and ascends to heaven on the spot.
~
As soon as Dantai Mo came out, Imperial Study couldn't wait to call out Black Tortoise System: [What's going on? How come everyone can hear Fifth Miss's voice?]
Black Tortoise System was awesome and said: [Your Highness, please calm down for a moment and wait for me to check.]
After a few seconds, Black Tortoise System said: [The small system bound to Fifth Miss has been upgraded to Big System.]
[I am not familiar with the functions of the small system. I originally planned to upgrade to video. The video is just the picture, but I clicked the wrong function. Now more people can hear her melon sound. I don't know exactly what happened.]
Dantai Mo:[...]
It turns out that the Fifth Miss system is also quite useless.
Looking at this Black Tortoise high-end system, Dantai Mo felt relieved.
Dantai Mo: [This doesn't feel good, Fifth Miss has no privacy at all.]
Black Tortoise System: [Your Highness is overly worried. All others hear are Fifth Miss's melons. Fifth Miss's privacy will not be exposed. On the contrary, what you have to worry about is that the privacy of courtiers, emperors, concubines, etc. will be exposed.]
Dantai Mo:[... Then will everyone know that she conquered my mission?]
There is also the matter of Black Tortoise System stealing Lamp Oil.
If the whole Great Xia knew that he stole from Lamp Oil, where would he put his face!
Black Tortoise System: [Your Highness, don't worry, Fifth Miss's strategy and our stealing of Lamp Oil will never be exposed!]
Dantai Mo:[...]
Black Tortoise System: [And we are the most special ones. Others can only hear the sound of melons, but you can hear all the thoughts of Fifth Miss.]
Dantai Mo:[...]
What is there to be proud of?!
Black Tortoise System: [If Your Highness feels that Fifth Miss is being read, you can insinuate yourself and remind Big System of Fifth Miss to close "Enhanced Gossip Button".]
Dantai Mo:[Can your system still communicate?]
Black Tortoise System: [Yes, my level is relatively high. If Lamp Oil is full, I can contact Big System immediately. Then I can pretend to be a ghost and scare him to turn off Enhanced Gossip Button!]
Dantai Mo: [... still pretending to be a ghost, thank God for not exposing This Prince!] What a waste!
Black Tortoise System: [Hey, Fifth Miss Gossip is addicted to eating. When will he come to attack His Highness?! I am so worried about this!]
Long time no Gossip!
Dantai Mo:[...]
Didn't you just eat it today?!
~
In Jinyang Marquis's Residence, Old Madam rested for a few days and finally regained his strength.
I heard that Elder Branch's children were summoned by Emperor Deyuan. As soon as Min returned home with them, they were invited to Joy and Longevity Court.
Old Madam lay on Arhat Bed and said lazily, "Eldest Child, daughter-in-law, why didn't Fifth Miss bring the second sister and the third sister with her when she met the saint? Could it be that the second sister and the third sister are not Fifth Miss's sisters?"
"Don't let you Elder Branch take all the good things, we are one!"
Teng: Grandma started talking nonsense again.
Teng, Jian Xilu, and Min looked at each other, silently stepped back, and let Jian Ruonan out.
Jian Ruonan put on gloves and walked up to Old Madam, "Wow--"
The table in front of Old Madam was overturned in one fell swoop.