Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts
Chapter 64

Madam Zhang: My turn to go mad!

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Madam Shi's eyes widened and he scolded, "Fifth Miss, what are you doing!"

Young Shi-shi immediately echoed, "Fifth Miss, are you going to disobey your grandmother?!"

In one simple sentence, Jian Ruonan is labeled as being disobedient to his grandmother and unfilial.

Jian Ruonan smiled and said, "Grandma, second aunt, you have misunderstood. Ruonan is not disobedient and unfilial."

Madam Shi raised his eyebrows. "Then tell me, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"

Jian Ruonan unfolded the bright yellow Imperial Edict in his hand. "Grandma, look, Imperial Edict!"

She rolled her eyes, pretending to be stupid and asked, "Grandma, do you want to kneel down when you pick up Imperial Edict?"

Madam Shi:"..."

Imperial Edict The whole family must kneel down to greet him.

It stands to reason that this Imperial Edict is for Jian Ruonan. Jian Ruonan has already received it in the palace and has already knelt down. Jian Family and others do not need to kneel down.

Jian Ruonan is bullying Old Madam I don't know.

Sure enough, Old Madam was stunned for a second, then asked the maid to help Arhat Bed down, and knelt down with the other servants.

Jian Ruonan unfolded Imperial Edict and said loudly, "The emperor is destined to carry the emperor, and the edict says: Jian Ruonan is not guilty of flipping the table!"

After saying that, she put away Imperial Edict and said with a smile, "Look, grandma, my granddaughter is Edict-Authorized Table-Flipping."

"Grandma, my granddaughter came back to perform for grandma as soon as she got Imperial Edict!" Jian Ruonan shook her head for praise, her expression seemed to be asking, grandma, do you think your granddaughter is filial or not?

Madam Shi:"..."

You are so filial, Great Xia is the first filial son and grandson!

Jian Ruonan: "No matter where I turn the table from now on, no one will dare to punish me."

The sky is big and the earth is big, Imperial Edict issued by Emperor Deyuan is the largest.

Madam Shi Then I realized that I had been fooled. I didn't dare to scold me for being fooled. I was still so angry.

My athlete's foot was so angry that I was so angry.

Teng asked in a milky voice, "Fifth sister, you have Imperial Edict. After you lift the table, should we clap and applaud?"

Teng has the potential to be a traitor, and his brain is very quick. He knew that the fifth sister was teasing his grandmother, so he pretended to be stupid to help.

Jian Ruonan thought about it and said, "I should, after all, I am Edict-Authorized Table-Flipping, and this Imperial Edict will be put into the Ancestral Hall."

Teng opened his big dark eyes, and the soft flesh on his face was drooping. He clapped his little hand and said, "Fifth sister, this table was flipped cleanly!"

Jian Ruonan looked at Madam Shi. Madam Shi gritted his teeth. It took him a long time to squeeze out the words "good job" from between his teeth.

Jian Ruonan then said with satisfaction, "Grandma, why did you call us here?"

Madam Shi took two deep breaths of oxygen, and this Fifth Miss really came to beat her. "Your great-aunt and grandma are showing off to my eldest sister, and soon Shuntian Prefecture Yin Family's Madam Wang will also come to the door. Then you two, please be quiet and stop making noises."

The great-aunt mentioned by Madam Shi is Old Madam's sister-in-law Madam Zhang, Shi Fan's wife, the woman who gave birth to five sons, all with different fathers.

Teng originally heard that Eldest Sister was going to visit her, but she felt bored. But when she heard that Madam Zhang was coming, she immediately became energetic.

I wonder what Madam Zhang's expression will be when he learns what happened to him?

So looking forward to it!

As soon as Madam Shi finished speaking, Madam Zhang brought Shuntian Prefecture Yin's wife Madam Wang through the door.

Madam Wang has a pair of phoenix eyes, a thin face, and a very gossipy face, as if he was born to be a matchmaker.

What she told Jian Xilu was the third son of the Minister of the Court of Judicial Review family.

It is said that the third son of the Qing family of Dali Temple saw Xi Lu at the eldest princess's flower viewing party and was so shocked that he came to ask for his hand in marriage.

Mrs. Shuntian Prefecture Lady Yin and Mrs. Minister of Rites secured matchmaking, which was considered sincere and gave the bride's family plenty of face.

But Madam Shi is so active in this matter, it must be up to no good.

Teng squeezed Jian Xilu's hand and whispered, "Eldest Sister Don't worry, the fifth sister is here, this marriage will definitely not happen."

After Teng finished speaking, he pushed Jian Ruonan into the middle, trying to make her sit among these ladies.

Jian Xilu:"..."

The little traitor's mind is very active.

As soon as Madam Zhang and Madam Wang sat down, they heard Jian Ruonan's heartfelt voice--

[Old Madam definitely didn't hold it in well!]

Madam Shi:??

Madam Zhang:??

Wang??

Young Shi-shi:??

As soon as the inner voice came out, the ladies present were a little confused.

The next step is for these ladies to interact with each other.

Ladies, you beeped and I beeped, eyes wide open.

Teng was afraid that Jian Ruonan would see the clues, so he quickly brought some snacks to distract her, "Fifth sister, please use it."

Jian Ruonan glanced at the snacks on the plate and looked away sadly, "I don't want to eat them."

[Old Madam has athlete's foot, athlete's foot is contagious, so you can't eat anything here!]

Teng:!!

He threw the plate violently.

Fifth sister, why didn't you tell me earlier?!

He almost had it in his mouth!!! Bah bah bah!!!

Madam Shi:"..."

I have athlete's foot and I offended you. Do I have to make it known to everyone?!!

Madam Zhang knew that Shi-shi had something wrong with his feet. Hearing that it was contagious, he trembled and picked up the handkerchief to wipe his hands quickly.

Madam Wang held a piece of pineapple cake in his hand. He couldn't throw it away or eat it. It almost melted in his hand, and finally he threw it to the little maid behind him.

Little maid. "..."

Damn you, you are so noble, you rewarded me with snacks stained with athlete's foot.

After the pleasantries, the matchmaking session officially entered. Madam Wang introduced, "I watched the third young master grow up, and he knows how to live a good life."

[Just picking it out.]

[Let's see, this third young master is usually reluctant to eat meat. Even for birthdays, he just has a bowl of braised noodles. Oh, in order to save water, he doesn't even wash his feet.]

Madam Wang:"..."

What can I say? It's true.

But this is a family matter. She only knew about it because she was related to the Minister of the Court of Judicial Review family. How did Jinyang Marquis's Residence Fifth Miss know so clearly?!

It is said that Jinyang Marquis's Residence Fifth Miss immortals come down to earth as a perfect plan, is it true?!

Madam Wang took a deep breath and continued, "The third young master has a very good temper."

[You're a coward, you don't dare to talk back when you're being bullied.]

"..." Madam Wang added, "The third young master is very blessed."

[Fat.]

[Hey, I ate too much braised noodles.]

"The third young master can be called the best young master in a troubled world."

[All limbs are sound.]

"..."

Madam Wang continued, "Be honest and do your duty."

[If you can't pass the exam, you can't be an official, you can't look good, what's the point of being honest and honest?!]

Madam Wang:"..."

There is no way I can continue to work as a matchmaker.

Teng almost fainted from laughing so hard.

Min and Jian Xilu also had a hard time enduring it.

Min: "Madam Wang, this third young master has no fate with Xilu, so let's forget it."

Madam Zhang smiled and smoothed things over, "This is the young master of the Minister of the Court of Judicial Review family. If Xilu gets married, he can also help Teng. The third young master is in hot demand. If he hadn't taken a liking to Xilu, Mrs. Minister of the Court of Judicial Review would have already decided on his marriage."

[Well then, why don't you marry your granddaughter?!]

Madam Zhang:"..."

The upper room fell into an eerie silence.

Jian Ruonan raised his head while dozing off, hey, isn't it a matchmaking? Why is there no sound?

Teng blinked. "Fifth sister, the person you told Eldest Sister last time was Mr. Shi Family. Why doesn't Grandfather agree?"

Jian Ruonan lowered his eyes and whispered, "I don't know either."

[Shi Fan's Five Sons is not the biological child of Shi Fan. How can you marry into a family like that?!]

[Poor Madam Zhang still doesn't know that the old thief Shi Fan uses medicine to stun Madam Zhang every time, and then lets the tribesmen sleep Madam Zhang.]

[He still has the nerve to think Madam Zhang is dirty and never spends the night in Madam Zhang's room.]

[I wonder what kind of evil will happen to the daughter-in-law who marries into his family!]

Madam Zhang:??!!

Madam Shi:??!!

Madam Wang:??!!

No wonder the granddaughter of the Minister of Personnel family and the Minister Shi family have already passed the wedding ceremony and insisted on breaking off the engagement!

That's what happened!!

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