Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts
Chapter 65

Off to the Shi Family for Some Juicy Gossip!

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Madam Zhang My mind is full of question marks and exclamation marks?!

What?!

What did you say?!

Madam Wang rolled his eyes and didn't expect that there would be unexpected gains from being a matchmaker.

She said aloud, "Shi Family Eldest Master is watching politics at Ministry of Personnel, and I heard that Shi Family Eldest Master has the most demeanor of a minister."

Madam Zhang covered his chest and calmed down.

Yes, yes, when Eldest Child was born, everyone said that Eldest Child looked the most like Shi Fan.

[Of course, Shi Family Eldest Master is the son of the patriarch. The patriarch and Shi Fan are brothers, so of course they look alike.]

[Especially the pair of wind-catching ears, they are simply carved out of the same mold as the clan leader.]

Madam Zhang:"..."

Madam Shi said, "Second Child's temperament is most similar to that of my brother, and his demeanor and charm are exactly the same."

Madam Zhang nodded.

Yes, after thinking about it carefully, Second Child looked nothing like the Jifang clan members in Jingzhong.

[Second Child is the child of the Shi Family Younger Branch. Among the Younger Branch management clan, Matsuda has always been in Hebei's hometown. Second Child was conceived when Madam Zhang was in his hometown.]

[Second Child's rosacea is exactly the same as Shi Family's second uncle.]

Madam Zhang thought about it carefully and realized that Eldest Child does have red ears and Second Child has rosacea. As we age, these characteristics become more and more obvious.

The strangest thing is that the patriarch cares a lot about Eldest Child. Every time he goes back to his hometown, his second uncle is full of praise for Second Child...

Madam Zhang's chest felt like it had been hit by a heavy hammer. It was so tight that it was difficult to breathe.

Breathing oxygen.

Young Shi-shi:"What about the third cousin?"

Madam Zhang struggled to open his eyes, yes, there is Third Child too!

[Third Child is the child of the fifth uncle in the family. Shi Fan thought Eldest Child Second Child was short, so he specially found the burly fifth uncle for the third child, so Shi Family Third Child is the tallest among the five sons!]

"Bang--"

Another big hammer hit Madam Zhang's heart, making a clanging sound.

Madam Zhang couldn't catch his breath and almost fainted.

Although the timing was wrong, Madam Wang really couldn't help but gossip. She took her eldest maid and whispered, "No wonder Shi Fan's concubines can't give birth to any of them. Only Madam Zhang can give birth to five sons in a lifetime. So that's how it is!"

Madam Zhang used to be a role model among official wives. Just giving birth to five sons was enough for her to walk in Minister’s Residence.

Now that I know the whole story, everyone present looks at Madam Zhang with a hint of sympathy.

"Madam Shi, after giving birth to five children, you really..." Didn't you notice at all?

Uh-huh, yes, I gave birth to five children, with five different fathers, different heights, shortness, fatness, and thinness. Even the length of the place is different. You can't know nothing about it!

The Gossip players present looked at Jian Ruonan, each with a look of eagerness for knowledge.

[Poor Madam Zhang, she was given medicine every time. Shi Fan also lied to her, saying it was the secret recipe for giving birth to a son, but it was actually Knockout Drug. Madam Zhang also gave her this I quietly mixed some medicine and gave it to my sisters. Madam Zhang's sister took the medicine and covered her head and fell asleep, but it had no effect at all. Madam Zhang thought she was blessed by gods and the medicine only worked on herself...]

"Ahhhhhh--" Madam Zhang shouted and violently flipped the table in front of him.

"Wow--"

The dishes and teacups on the table fell to the floor and were smashed to pieces.

Immediately afterwards, Madam Zhang ran out as if convulsed, shouting, "Shi Fan, I will fight you to the death--"

Jian Ruonan had just dozed off vaguely, and was startled by the movement of Madam Zhang, which almost woke him up from his sleep.

She raised her head and looked around blankly. "Hey, what's going on? What happened?"

Isn't Madam Wang trying to match-match Eldest Sister? How come Madam Zhang went crazy when he was halfway through talking?

Madam Zhang Why did you flip the table?

Shi-shi looked over with glaring eyes like bells: Hey, why do you think she is crazy?!

It's not because of you!!

Teng listened to the whole thing this time and saw that Madam Zhang had obviously returned home to settle the score with Shi Fan.

Teng feels itchy and wants to watch it too.

But as a six-year-old boy, he really couldn't find an excuse to follow him.

Teng rolled his dark eyes and said in a worried tone, "Mom, Teng is so worried about my great-aunt. Will something happen to her? Let's go and see together."

Min just felt that it was not good to follow along to watch the fun. Since Teng proposed it, under the guise of caring, he would not watch the fun in vain:

"Mom, my daughter-in-law is really worried about my aunt, so she should go and have a look."

Jian Ruonan asked softly, "What's going on? Why has my great-aunt lost her mind and gone crazy?"

Teng whispered to Jian Ruonan, "Madam Wang just whispered to my great-aunt, Embroidered Uniform Guard found out that none of her five sons are uncle Grandfather's."

Jian Ruonan:!!

Embroidered Uniform Guard is indeed the secret service agency of Great Xia, you know this, awesome!

Instantly switching from sleep mode to melon chasing mode. "Ah! What are you waiting for?! Follow me quickly!"

Madam Shi led Min, Young Shi-shi, Jian Ruonan, Jian Xilu, Teng, followed by Mrs. Wang, and ran towards the Shi Family in a hurry.

Jian Ruonan:"Go by carriage!"

With so many people accompanying Gossip, it's still warm and exciting!

~

Jian Ruonan ran toward Hanging Flower Gate while holding up her skirt, and looked at Min: "Mother, quickly find someone to inform Zhang Family's people, my daughter is afraid that her great-aunt will suffer a loss!"

Shi-shi, who was supported by the maid and was half a step behind. "..."

You are not afraid that your great-aunt will suffer a loss, but you are afraid that the trouble will not be big enough!

Madam Shi was about to scold Jian Ruonan when Shuntian Prefecture Yin Madam Wang said, "Don't worry, I have sent someone to shout. The maids run fast, maybe Zhang Family people will get to Minister’s Residence before us."

Jian Ruonan:!!

Unexpectedly, in the vast sea of people, I actually met like-minded people!

Jian Ruonan looked at Madam Wang and saw the familiar fiery look in his eyes.

It's so lively today, even if it means a sword from the sky, you must go see it.

Jian Ruonan held up the skirt and ran to the first one.

Zhang Family is from a family of military commanders. Madam Zhang has three brothers. Each of the three brothers gave birth to several sons. If Zhang Family just howls, at least seven or eight boys will come out.

Jian Family When the carriage stopped at the door of the Shi Family, several fierce horses were already tied at the door of the Shi Family.

Jian Ruonan's eyes lit up, hurry up!

Rush duck--

Minister’s Residence, in the courtyard outside the south hall.

Shi Fan is standing on the left with his five sons and several clan uncles, and Madam Zhang is standing with seven or eight Zhang Family people on the right.

The two sides are evenly matched based on head count.

The atmosphere at the scene was anxious and tense!

Madam Zhang scolded angrily, "Shi Fan, I am filial to my parents-in-law, raise my children, preside over the middle school, and work hard for you Shi Family. Why do you insult me like this?!"

She looked at the five sons across from her, and the more she looked at them, the less they looked like Shi Fan, and the more she looked at them, the more they looked like Shi Lineage.

Shi Fan has a white beard and stands straight. "Madam, you misunderstood me as a husband!"

Madam Zhang: "Tell me, what did I misunderstand you for?"

Jian Ruonan nodded, yes, what is the misunderstanding?!

Let us Gossip people listen, what is the reason for you to do such a vicious thing to Madam Zhang?!

Shi Fan: "I am doing this all for your own good! Think about it, since you married into my family, everything has been fine except for your stomach."

"In the face of your mother's accusations and other people's comments, you secretly wiped your eyes at night and tossed and turned... feeling heartbroken for your husband..."

Shi Fan clenched his fists with a sad expression.

"On every first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, you go to the temple on time to burn incense and ask for a child. I dare say that no one is as pious as you."

"The house is filled with Child-Seeking Guanyin and pomegranates, and I must eat jujube and lotus seed Longan porridge every day... Even in my dreams, I am thinking about giving birth to a son..."

"But even so, there is still no movement in my stomach!"

"My husband sees it in his eyes and feels anxious in his heart."

"I do this for my husband, all because of you!"

[Ouch, the CPU is going to burn out!!]

[This reason... one word: Absolute!]

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