Soul Land: I Swear This Is the Last Bowl!
Chapter 26

[Who Went Looking for Trouble for No Reason? (Please Bookmark and Vote)]

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"A cold-attribute right-leg soul bone!"

Wei Fan voiced his assessment.

"You know your stuff!"

"This is a twenty-thousand-year Ice Phoenix right-leg bone. As long as you teach me, this soul bone is yours."

Tang Yuehua was not a soul master, so soul bones held no appeal for her. This time, she had simply brought one out to trade with Wei Fan.

Everyone else was dumbstruck when they heard that!

This was a twenty-thousand-year right-leg bone, and it had come from a top-quality soul beast, an Ice Phoenix.

Good heavens!

What kind of dance could possibly be worth that much?

They were openly green with envy!

"All right, hand it over!"

This soul bone was simply too tempting, and its cold attribute made it a perfect fit for Wei Fan.

He could not refuse!

Besides, square dance was easy to learn and understand. Tang Yuehua would not need long to master it.

"Not now. You have to teach me first."

She was afraid that once she gave it to Wei Fan, he would drag his feet for a while before teaching her.

She was not particularly worried about revealing the soul bone, though. While she was not a soul master, she still had ways to deal with anyone who actually tried to rob her.

"All right. I'll go to the Moonlight Pavilion and teach you in a few days. Make sure you keep that soul bone for me."

"Good. It's a promise!"

"Can I ask where you got that soul bone?"

Wei Fan found it rather strange. Tang Yuehua was not a soul master, so why did she have a soul bone?

Even if she belonged to the Clear Sky Sect, the sect would not entrust a soul bone to her.

"I'm not telling you!"

"You absolutely have to come to the Moonlight Pavilion and teach me within the next few days. I'm in a hurry!"

Tang Yuehua really was getting anxious.

Recently, many nobles had been coming to the Moonlight Pavilion to learn square dance. If this continued, she really would not be able to hold out.

If not for that, she would never have offered something as precious as a soul bone in a trade with Wei Fan.

Seeing the two reach an agreement, Huyan Li had "PURE ENVY" written all over his face!

He was sour with jealousy!

He did not know how delicious a soul bone might be, but the hot pot in front of him had suddenly lost all its flavor.

After several rounds of food...

"Buuurp~~~"

Huyan Li let out a long burp and rubbed his slightly swollen belly.

He had finally finished eating!

He was so full!

"A Shan, are you so damn bored your balls hurt?"

"Weren't you the one saying you were stuffed just now?"

Huyan Li could not stand watching anymore. This idiot had eaten so much, yet he was still clutching a bone and gnawing away.

"You don't know shit!"

"The marrow inside this bone is good stuff. It smells incredible!"

As he spoke, he snapped the bone with his powerful hands.

"Slurp~"

"Ah!"

A Shan felt as though he were about to ascend to heaven.

[Ding~ Treated Huyan Li to vegetables. Speed increased.] [Ding~ Treated Huyan Shi to seafood. Defense increased.] [...] [Ding~ Treated Huyan Shan to bone marrow. Reward obtained: soul bone age increased by 100 years.]

The earlier rewards had not stirred Wei Fan much, but when that final soul bone age reward appeared, his eyes lit up.

Gnawing on bones could increase a soul bone's age!

Once he understood this system trigger, all sorts of wild ideas flashed through his mind.

Sunset Forest, the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

"Who was it?"

"Who the hell did this?"

The moment Dugu Bo arrived, a chilling, murderous aura erupted from him.

"Grandpa, what's wrong?"

A sexy girl with green eyes and green hair walked over.

"Yanyan, someone visited Grandpa's herb garden over the past few days, and they stole an herb."

He visited this herb garden eight times a day. He would notice even a single missing leaf.

"Yanyan, come with me!"

Dugu Bo swept his hand and sped through Sunset Forest with Dugu Yan.

A short while later...

They landed beside a deep pit in the forest. The area was a wreck, with clear signs of a battle. From these clues, he could tell it had happened within the past few days.

Precisely during the few days he had been away from Sunset Forest!

A green light flashed, and Dugu Bo appeared several dozen meters away, picking a scrap of green cloth up from the ground.

"Grandpa, that's Godwind Academy's uniform!"

Dugu Yan recognized it.

The material and color were very distinctive, and it even bore half of Godwind Academy's emblem.

"Godwind Academy, you actually dared to steal from me!"

"I, Dugu Bo, am coming to settle the score with you right now!"

Dugu Bo was a man with a temper. In a flash of green light, he and Dugu Yan vanished from the spot.

"Everyone from Godwind Academy, get the hell out here!"

Dugu Bo hovered in midair, his powerful voice spreading to every corner of Godwind Academy with the aid of his soul power.

The pressure of a Titled Douluo nearly made Godwind Academy's students wet themselves!

Godwind Academy's dean ran out of his office. When he saw the man hovering in midair, he sucked in a breath of cold air.

Poison Douluo, Dugu Bo!

Which fucking bastard had provoked this almighty monster?

"Your Eminence Poison Douluo, I am Feng Yi, the dean of Godwind Academy. Could you please come down so we can discuss this in detail?"

The moment Feng Yi finished speaking, Dugu Bo appeared before him.

"Whose is this?"

Dugu Bo tossed a small scrap of cloth into Feng Yi's face.

Feng Yi caught it and took a look. How could he not recognize it? It was a scrap of their Godwind Academy uniform.

"Your Eminence Poison Douluo, may I ask what has made you so angry?"

Feng Yi forced himself to ask.

Dugu Bo was so consumed by fury that he looked ready to devour someone.

"Someone from your Godwind Academy stole something of mine."

"Hand over the culprit, and I'll leave."

Dugu Bo had no intention of making trouble for the entire academy. All he wanted was the missing herb.

His herb garden was full of treasures. Losing even a single leaf was unacceptable.

"Please come inside and have some tea while you wait, Your Eminence. I'll investigate immediately."

Feng Yi was utterly miserable!

Which bastard born without an asshole had done this? Of all the people to steal from, he just had to steal from Dugu Bo.

Wasn't this like a rat licking a cat's cunt, looking for trouble for no damn reason?

"I'll give you one hour!"

With that, Dugu Bo sat in the Dean's Office and closed his eyes to rest.

Feng Yi did not dare remain idle. As he searched for the owner of the torn clothing, he also tried to think of a way to survive today's crisis.

Half an hour later...

"Dean, I heard you're looking for people who visited Sunset Forest over the past few days."

Feng Xiaotian walked in.

As captain of the Divine Wind Team, he had the right to speak directly with the dean.

"Why? Do you know who went there?"

"Yes. I went a few days ago!"

Even now, Feng Xiaotian still felt aggrieved whenever the subject came up.

The soul bone and soul ring had both fucking vanished. In the end, he had only found a wolf-type soul beast's soul ring to absorb.

Although that soul ring was pretty good, it could not compare to the Purple Ice Dragon's at all.

Most importantly, there had been a soul bone!

A soul bone!

"It was you?!"

Dugu Bo unleashed his immense soul power and forcibly dragged Feng Xiaotian to his side. The pressure he released in that instant nearly made Feng Xiaotian wet himself.

Feng Xiaotian was both bewildered and aggrieved!

Who the fuck was this?

He had attacked him right off the bat!

And his strength was so ridiculous that Feng Xiaotian could not even move.

He did not remember causing any major trouble recently.

At that moment, however, Dugu Bo was rather baffled himself!

This little bastard could get through his poison barrier?

Wasn't that complete bullshit?

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