"I'm going to turn every one of these despicable mortals into sewer maggots!"
Loki gripped the Invisibility Scepter so tightly that veins bulged on the back of his hand, his face nearly contorting with rage.
He was the Regent of Asgard! He had come to watch his brother suffer, only to witness an eye-searing drag show!
Thor's skin-tight black-and-white Maid Uniform, along with those thick, blond-haired thighs encased in black stockings, struck Loki's retinas like a sledgehammer.
"Kill every mortal who saw this! They have to die! If word gets back to the Nine Realms, how will Asgard ever show its face again?!"
Grinding his teeth, Loki raised his scepter, a deadly blue magical glow already gathering at its tip.
One wave of his hand, and every mortal here would instantly turn to ash.
But just as he was about to release the spell, Loki suddenly froze.
His crafty green eyes darted about, and his lips suddenly curled into an exceedingly strange, almost perverse smile.
"Wait... why am I angry?"
Loki slowly lowered his scepter as inspiration struck, as though a door to a whole new world had opened.
"That stubborn old fool Odin has always favored Thor, convinced he's Asgard's perfect heir. What if... I recorded Thor looking like this and took it back to Asgard for the old man to see?"
The more Loki thought about it, the more excited he became, until even his breathing quickened.
"No matter how senile the old man gets, he couldn't possibly hand the throne of the Nine Realms to a pervert who wears a black-stockinged Maid Uniform while acting as an Earthling's dog, could he?!"
"Hahahahaha! This is a gift from the heavens!"
Fighting the urge to howl with laughter, Loki immediately pulled a crystal-clear Asgardian Memory Crystal from inside his