Stop, stop! I had nowhere left to hide my blushing face!
Liu Zhengshen hunched his shoulders, not daring to look directly at his two younger brothers' wicked grins.
"Big Brother, you hurt me so much when you hit me just now!"
"Big Brother, Grandpa gives us so much schoolwork. Look, my hands have calluses. Blow on them for me?"
Liu Zhengshen went stiff.
His entire body became rigid beyond belief.
I'm doomed! These two little imps will have me wrapped around their fingers forever!
System: [Of these twins, the one on the left is Liu Zhengming, and the one on the right is Liu Zhenghao. They're your Second Uncle's sons. They absolutely love pranks and often draw little figures in your maternal grandfather's books.] [They also love dressing up. See how practiced they were at all that simpering just now? That's because they often disguise themselves as girls and slip into groups of women to listen to gossip. You could say they're kindred spirits of ours.]
The twins felt several murderous gazes stabbing into their backs.
Shen Yunying: My sons like wearing girls' clothes? You should have said so sooner! Mommy would buy you hairpins and jewelry!
Liu Ning: A disgrace to the family, a disgrace to the family! Are these two little brats trying to anger their father to death?
Liu Chengze: Little brats, clearly you haven't copied enough books. Next time, you're copying the historical annals. Those are long!
The twins' hearts quailed. They hurriedly draped their arms over Jiang Shuyue's and Zhou Sesong's shoulders and changed the subject.
"Niuniu, we've been waiting for you forever! We prepared presents for you. We'll give them to you after dinner."
"Who would have thought the young heir of the Marquisate of Southern Pacification would become my little niece?