[Wow, you really can't judge a book by its cover. He reeks of blood, yet his heart is full of pink bubbles.]
May sniffed himself. He had already soaked in flower petals several times, so how could he still smell of blood?
He raised his armpit. "Three Flowers, come sniff me. Do I smell bloody?"
Three Flowers shoved him away in disgust. "Get lost!"
Zhou Yunshen had servants bring over two chests and a tray covered with red cloth.
He opened a chest, revealing a dazzling assortment of bottles and jars.
"White jade bottles? Glass bottles? The smell inside these is..."
Jiang Shuyue sniffed through the stopper. Zhou Yunshen immediately covered her mouth and nose and whisked the bottles away.
"One contains Smiling Half-Step Death, and the other contains Midnight Leap Powder. Be careful. You absolutely mustn't inhale them."
She understood Smiling Half-Step Death, but Midnight Leap Powder... what was that?
"Murong Tianci made it. It's colorless and odorless. No matter when you administer it, it takes effect at midnight. A dose the size of a little fingernail is enough to send someone mad in the middle of the night. They'll dance excitedly, then find somewhere high and jump off."
"How interesting! The Imperial Preceptor really is talented!"
Jiang Shuyue carefully put the little white bottle away. She absolutely had to find some scumbag to test it on another day.
"The rest are Sinbone Pills, Thousand Mechanisms Drug, and Ten-Fragrance Immobilizing Powder. Their names are all quite normal, so I won't explain them. But I do need to emphasize this Ugly Freak Blossom."
Zhou Yunshen picked up an exquisite little bottle. It was bright green and looked just like a bottle of medicated oil.
"Ugly Freak Blossom won't paralyze anyone or poison them to death, but it will make them