Hearing that Jiang Liuli was having a bad time put Jiang Shuyue in a good mood.
Jiang Shuyue: [Serves her right! Hopefully Mei Yunqi has bad breath, stinky feet, and rank armpits. Let him stink Jiang Liuli to death.]
System: [Pretty much. Mei Yunqi didn't brush his teeth this morning, and last night he drank heavily and ate scallions.] [That smell must really pack a punch!]
Jiang Shuyue chuckled to herself, thinking no one could tell, but her delight in another's misery was written all over her face.
[Too bad we didn't bring anything pungent. If we sent Jiang Liuli something right now, her expression would be even more entertaining.]
Within a hundred meters of her, the Crown Prince immediately remembered the fruit his mother had given him, a tribute from a vassal state.
Apparently, she had confiscated it from Consort Shu.
Whether it tasted good didn't matter. What mattered was that its shell was hard and covered in spikes, making it perfect for smashing someone in self-defense.
The Crown Prince lifted the carriage curtain and ordered, "Take out the durian flesh and send it to Second Miss Jiang. Make sure you watch her finish it."
"And give her my Stinky Candy too!"
Little Six poked his head out, grabbed a handful of Stinky Candy, and stuffed it into the eunuch's hands. "I made this candy specially. Tell her to savor it properly and put her heart into eating it."
"As you command!"
The Crown Prince patted Little Six's head. "Little Ning, you've learned to be naughty."
Little Six stuck out his tongue, made a face, and burrowed into the Crown Prince's arms. "I just can't finish it all. I'm not deliberately bullying anyone."
"I know. Our Little Six is the sweetest, kindest boy."
Little Six grinned, revealing