Oh, right. She was a Green Tea Spirit to begin with!
System: [Three Flowers once botched a mission and dumped the blame on May, getting him punished.]
May glared at Three Flowers. Well, damn you! I was wondering why Master suddenly made me clean the latrines for a whole month. So it was you!
Three Flowers trembled and avoided his gaze.
Oh, come on, that was ancient history. Why bring it up now?
System: [After May's last mission, his clothes were stained with blood. He tossed them away, and they happened to land in a pile of clothes Three Flowers had just bought. Half a month later, little bugs appeared in that pile. Fifty taels, all gone.]
Three Flowers glared viciously at May.
She had wondered how perfectly good clothes could get infested with bugs. She had thought she had forgotten to clean her bloodstained clothes, but it had been this bastard all along!
Three Flowers: Fifty taels in principal, three percent interest, compounded over a hundred and twenty days. Work out how much you owe me.
May: Who am I? Where am I? I don't know anything!
Jiang Shuyue had expected something juicy. Failing that, gossip about their assassinations and poisonings would have been fine too. She had never expected anything this mundane.
Jiang Shuyue: [That's it? Are you sure you're not telling me bedtime stories?]
System: [Don't rush me. There's a big one coming. You're guaranteed to love it.]
Jiang Shuyue scoffed. The gossip about those two shadow guards had not even been enough to fill the gaps between her teeth. Little Peach was only a maid. What gossip could there possibly be about her?
She had already given up hope, but the system let out its familiar, sinister chuckle:
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