Ye Yubei: "..."
His daughter wasn't just ordinarily full of herself. Had she learned that from him too?
He wasn't that narcissistic, was he?
Shen Qingqing: "..."
How had she given birth to a daughter like this?
Shen Qingqing was already questioning her life. Had her daughter's genes mutated?
A faint smile curved Jun Yuyuan's lips, and he took a sip of tea to suppress it.
Empress Lu continued with a smile, "Tang Tang, our Xue'er is about your age. You two can attend school together in the future."
Ye Tangtang nodded repeatedly. "Yes, Your Majesty. I really like Third Sister too."
[Ah, ptooey! That two-faced green-tea bitch-whoever likes that tea can drink it. I'm certainly not drinking it.]
[This abortion squad captain is terrifying. She's clearly a smiling tiger. I'd better keep my distance from now on.]
Ye Yubei: "..."
The abortion squad captain...
Empress Lu's smile never reached her eyes. "Good. You're sisters, after all. You should look after each other."
Ye Tangtang nodded and went back to stuffing her face.
A cold sneer flashed through Empress Lu's eyes. As expected, the girl was a fool who only knew how to eat. That would make her even easier to deal with.
Ye Tangtang sneezed. Was someone bad-mouthing her?
Then she ate through the entire banquet, her eyes glued to the pretty young dancers. Eating while enjoying the show-life couldn't get much better.
[They're leaving? Why are the pretty ladies leaving? I haven't seen enough yet.]
Ye Tangtang hurried over and grabbed one of the young women's hands. "Pretty lady, can I add you on WeChat? Ah, no, can we be friends?"
The dancer had no idea what she'd done wrong. Frightened, she immediately dropped to her knees. "Ninth Princess, this servant isn't worthy of being your friend."
Ye Tangtang scratched her head. Was she really that scared of her? Did she look that terrifying?
By the time Ye Tangtang recovered, the pretty dancer had already left. She was about to chase after her when she ran headfirst into a solid wall.
The collision made Ye Tangtang's vision go black, and she landed flat on her bottom.
[Who the hell is this? Are you blind? You're so damn hard you nearly knocked my head clean off.]
Then, just as Ye Tangtang got up and raised her head, she saw the villainous male lead. Frightened, she dropped onto her bottom again, her eyes as wide as bronze bells.
[Thank goodness I didn't say that out loud, or my little life might have been over. Boohoo, why did I run into the male lead again?]
Ye Tangtang patted her chest in fright, but Jun Yuyuan suddenly bent down, bringing his handsome face closer. His cool features were austere and noble.
He held out a hand, and Ye Tangtang froze. "...?"
Then Jun Yuyuan took one of Ye Tangtang's little hands and helped her up.
"Thank you."
Ye Tangtang immediately pulled her hand away and hid it behind her back, as though she'd encountered something terrifying.
Jun Yuyuan: "...?"
Was he that frightening? This little girl seemed terrified of him, but he didn't think he'd done anything.
System: [Tang Tang made intimate contact with the male lead. Points +500.]
[What! I... I only touched his hand, and I got 500 points? That's so many! Ten-pulls-I can do five ten-pulls! Ice cream, here I come!!]
Ye Tangtang was as excited as if she'd been injected with chicken blood. She immediately tapped a ten-pull, but her favorite lollipops still didn't drop. She did get potato chips, though.
[Tang Tang, you can't pull anymore. You're out of points.]
Ye Tangtang stared at the button, which had turned black. What??
[Little Useless System, didn't I have 500 points? I only spent 100. Where did the other 400 go?]
[Those 400 points have already been deducted. Remember? You searched for your beautiful mother's location once, which cost 1,000 points. You've now repaid 400, with 600 still outstanding. You have two days left.]
Ye Tangtang burst into tears. [I don't care! Leave it on my tab for now. I don't care, I don't care! I want to pull! Hurry up and let me pull.]
Faced with such shamelessness, the system was helpless too.
[Fine, you can pull. One last ten-pull. You'll owe me 700 points. Don't forget.]
Ye Tangtang tapped the ten-pull and propped her chin in her hands, eagerly waiting for her ice cream. This time, however, she got nothing to eat-only a packet of tissues.
Ye Tangtang: "..."
Getting a packet of tissues wasn't bad either. After all, what kind of awful stuff did people here use to wipe their bottoms? As a princess, how could she use those things on her noble backside?
Boohoo, she finally had tissues! Soft, fluffy napkins were perfect for wiping her bottom.
[Tang Tang, do you want to pay off those 700 points?]
Ye Tangtang nodded like a chick pecking at grain.
[Yes! More than anything!]
[Then go touch the male lead. One touch is worth 500 points.]
Ye Tangtang was tempted and swallowed, but the sight of the male lead's face made her shudder in fright. Better not. Her life came first.
[Ah, another limited-time grand prize has appeared. It seems to be a chocolate cake. It's pretty big, too-probably six inches.]
Ye Tangtang: "!!"
[Little Useless System, what did you say? There's a chocolate cake? Why didn't I see it when I pulled just now?]
[It just went live. Tang Tang, you'd better work hard to earn points. You only have a month, after all. If you don't pull it by then, it'll be gone. This is a limited-time prize.]
Ye Tangtang was as excited as if she'd been injected with chicken blood. Not just cake, but chocolate cake!
I'll risk it!
Ye Tangtang stood up and walked over to Jun Yuyuan. "I'm Ye Tangtang. I came to thank you for saving me just now."
(,,•́ . •̀,,)
Ye Tangtang had always suffered from severe social anxiety, and her voice was very, very quiet.
Jun Yuyuan almost missed what the little girl said, mistaking it for a mosquito buzzing beside his ear. He looked up and saw a cute, pretty little face.
For some reason, the sight of this little girl made him want to pinch her cheeks. So he did.
Ye Tangtang felt wronged, but for the sake of points, it was fine. She would endure it!!
Jun Yuyuan was surprised. Why was the little girl so well-behaved this time? Every other time he'd seen her, she'd made enough noise to give him a headache.
The next second, his hopes were thoroughly dashed.
[Wow!! Oh yeah! Yay, yay, yay! My 500 points are in the bag, right? The male lead is great! One touch and I get points. He just touched my face! Hahahaha.]
[La la la la la la, woohoo~]
[Points, points, come to me! I want ice cream and a big cake! Hehehe.]
Jun Yuyuan: "..."
[Tang Tang, aren't you celebrating a little too soon? You don't get points when he touches you. You have to touch him to earn points.]
Ye Tangtang: "...(இ-இ)"
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