A crack appeared in Jun Yuyuan's expression. "..."
Little ungrateful wolf.
The window stirred slightly. When Ye Tangtang opened her eyes again, the boy was already nowhere to be seen.
As expected of the male lead! His lightness skill is incredible. Little Useless System, I have 1% spiritual power too, so why don't I have lightness skills?
Because you...
Are useless!
Of course, the system couldn't say that aloud.
Because your body is too weak, Tang Tang. No matter how powerful your soul is, it won't help.
Fine. I'm a princess, so surely no one wants to kill me, right? Time to sleep, time to sleep. I still have my tyrant scumbag dad anyway.
Ye Tangtang closed her eyes. Time to sleep, time to sleep.
The system: ...
She really didn't have a care in the world!!
A moment later, Ye Tangtang suddenly opened her eyes.
Wait, I haven't spent my five hundred points on draws yet! Maybe I'll get something big this time. Little Useless System, fifty draws in a row!
Clank, clank! After fifty clanks, Ye Tangtang felt dizzy, her head spinning and her mind foggy.
A lighter... glowing fairy wands, floral water... and fucking liquid foundation? Little Useless System, what damn use is liquid foundation to me? I want food! Food!!
Tang Tang, these are random drops. I don't know what they'll be either.
Thank goodness, I got two little mystery boxes. I wonder what goodies are inside.
Ye Tangtang opened the mystery boxes. The first contained a box of amoxicillin capsules.
Nice, nice! This is good medicine.
The second mystery box contained a deluxe seasoning pack!
Oh, this pack came at just the right time! I can make hot pot and barbecue!
Ye Tangtang put everything on the table, closed her eyes, and went off to meet the Duke of Zhou in dreamland.
The male lead really is a treasure. I got so much stuff again! I'll keep going tomorrow!
Ye Yubei sat beside the bed, very close to Shen Qingqing. He didn't seem to be wearing an outer robe, and his white inner robe hung slightly open, revealing firm muscles.
Shen Qingqing glanced at him, flushed slightly, and immediately lowered her eyes. "Your Majesty, what brings you here?"
"I heard you fainted, so I came to check on you."
Ye Yubei silently tugged his cloak closed, covering his chest.
How utterly humiliating. I didn't even put on an outer robe.
"Since you're all right now, I'll be leaving."
"Thank you, Your Majesty. Farewell, Your Majesty."
Ye Yubei's expression darkened. This woman really... she doesn't want me to stay even a moment longer. Does she hate me that much?
Irritated, Ye Yubei nudged the corpse sprawled on the floor with his foot. Eunuch Wang finally woke up, and this time, he saw no monster.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! There was a monster just now. Are you all right?"
"I'm unharmed," Ye Yubei said. "Let's go back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Eunuch Wang was uneasy. He really had seen a monster. Had he been dreaming?
Early the next morning, news of a monster in the Palace of Gathered Elegance spread through the entire palace in an instant.
Apparently, many people had seen it. The monster had horns on its head and a tail behind it, and its face was the Ninth Princess's!!
"What? The Ninth Princess is a monster in disguise? That's terrifying!"
"It seems so. I heard about it too. Could the Ninth Princess really be a monster?"
"Surely not. The Ninth Princess is so adorable, and she treats us well. Stop talking nonsense."
"Exactly. The Ninth Princess isn't a monster. She's the best."
Somehow, this wave of rumors reached Empress Lu's ears.
Holding her prayer beads, she slowly opened her eyes. Her opportunity had finally come.
It seemed even the Buddha was watching over her.
Ye Tangtang got up bright and early and changed out of her little dinosaur pajamas.
Her little dinosaur pajamas really were a treasure. Once she put them on, she wasn't cold at all during the night!
Ye Tangtang opened the door and found Chunyu and the others diligently cleaning.
Just what you'd expect in ancient times. These big sisters are so hardworking.
"Big Sister Chunyu, you don't need to sweep anymore. Let this do it for you."
Ye Tangtang held something round in her arms. It looked rather large and was snow-white all over.
"Little Princess, what is that?" Chunyu asked in confusion.
"This is a robot vacuum. Put it on the floor, and it'll move around and sweep all by itself."
Ye Tangtang placed the Robot Vacuum in the corridor. It seemed to have two legs underneath, and before long, it had cleaned the entire corridor.
"Little Dolphin, go clean inside."
The robot obediently scurried into Shen Qingqing's room.
The little Robot Vacuum even had voice recognition. It just wouldn't work once its battery ran out.
"Little Princess, this... this is incredible!" Chunyu exclaimed in amazement.
The other palace maids were also dumbstruck. This thing was so magical. They had never seen anything so miraculous!
Shen Qingqing was about to call her daughter to eat when something white suddenly darted out. It could even run! Startled, she immediately dodged aside.
"Tang Tang, what is this now!"
Ever since she'd had this daughter, her heart hadn't been doing too well.
"Mommy dearest, this is a robot vacuum," Ye Tangtang said. "It can sweep for Big Sister Chunyu. From now on, she and the others won't have to sweep anymore."
"It's just that there's no electricity here, so the robot vacuum might run out of power in a few days..."
It was Shen Qingqing's first time seeing such a thing. Curious, she followed the Robot Vacuum. After it finished sweeping, it could even turn around by itself??
Ye Tangtang nudged the Robot Vacuum aside with her foot. It ran outside on its own and continued working.
"Mommy dearest, I... I want barbecue today."
"Huh?" Shen Qingqing said.
"Barbecue. It's grilled meat."
Hehehe, I earned quite a bit of money selling paintings last time. Maybe I can make lots of money selling barbecue this time too.
And I can keep selling paintings. I'll sell both paintings and barbecue!
Oh my goodness! I'm so inspiring. I might be the most inspiring princess in all the Northern Li Kingdom. Soon I'll be Northern Li's richest little lady, la la la!
Once I have money, I'll go find handsome young men!
Shen Qingqing: "..."
Sure enough, she had plunged headfirst into a money hole. Aside from money, Tang Tang only had eyes for pretty young men.
"All right, go play. It's cold now, so I'm planning to have the Heavenly Garments Workshop make you a few outfits. I'll go pick out some fabric for you first."
"Yay! Mommy dearest, I want pink, blue, and white."
Shen Qingqing nodded. "All right, Mommy knows."
"Then I'll go to the imperial kitchens to get some ingredients first. I need lamb, chicken, vegetables, tofu..."
Ye Tangtang counted on her little fingers, then skipped off toward the imperial kitchens.
No sense of direction? No problem. She now had a map of the entire palace.
Ye Tangtang went to the imperial kitchens first. Seeing that their visitor was the most favored Princess Chaoyang, everyone immediately came forward to greet her with smiles.
"Little Princess, what dishes have you come to collect? Was this morning's food not to your liking?"
Ye Tangtang shook her head. "No, I want some ingredients. Do you still have the ingredients you use for cooking?"
"Of course. What would you like, Little Princess?"
"Let me have a look," Ye Tangtang said.
"Certainly. Please go inside and choose, Princess."
As soon as Ye Tangtang entered, she spotted a little lamb.
Such an adorable little lamb. Perfect for a whole roast lamb!!
Pleasant Goat, Pretty Goat, Lazy Goat, Whole Roast Goat...
The little lamb trembled at the sight of Ye Tangtang and nearly dropped to its knees.
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