Overhearing My Thoughts, a Family of Cannon Fodder Runs Wild Through the Marquis's Manor
Chapter 59

Calling a cat a dog

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The next day.

Liu Wan looked at the large and small people standing in front of her.

Liu Shi buried his head low again, looking at the little guy sitting on the ground at his feet, playing with his pacifier!

Seeing that the pacifier in Xia Wanwan's hand suddenly fell to the ground, Liu Shi immediately squatted down and picked it up as if he had seen a life-saving straw, "Hey sister, look at her dirty pacifier, I'll take her to wash it, hehehe!"

Xia Wanwan raised his head in confusion.

Liu Wan said lightly, "Stop!"

"Sister, I didn't mean it." Liu Shi lowered his head. In front of sister, he would never dare to make a mistake and immediately stood up straight.

"That cat was raised by Madam Li. If you send someone to catch it, you will definitely offend Madam Li. So I thought, I will avenge myself. Then you will tell others that I am ignorant. Sister, I don't want to hurt you."

The young man was sincere and his head, which was always high-spirited and high-spirited, was buried deeply, like a child who had done something wrong.

Yes.

Liu Wan didn't buy it, so she asked Pan Chun to take Xia Wanwan out, who was still playing with the pacifier, and then stretched out her hand to twist Liu Shi's ears.

"Ah... sister, I really know I was wrong, please be gentle!!!"

"Tell me, what did you take Wanwan to listen to? Why did Wanwan shout all night last night..."

Liu Wan couldn't say it, she felt a flush, "Wanwan I've been shouting Lang Hoo Zi, Lang Hoo Zi... all night long"

Even, I am still singing in my heart, [Love is a light, so green it makes you panic...]

[If you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head.]

There are many more that Liu Wan can't remember clearly, although she doesn't know what they mean.

But as soon as I heard it, I knew it had something to do with Liu Shi's cuckolding.

What's even more disgusting is that the little guy also said that he would treat little Maternal Uncle to dinner today. As for what food to eat, she was mumbling in her heart, but Liu Wan couldn't hear clearly.

Anyway, it must have something to do with what happened last night.

Liu Shi's ears turned red all of a sudden. He suppressed the heat on his face and said, "Sister, we really wanted to catch the cat last night. Unexpectedly, we passed by Third Master Xie's room and there was..."

He really couldn't say it.

Who knew these people were so good at playing.

Liu Wan laughed angrily and picked up the Disciplinary Ruler at hand, "Okay, you really used Wanwan to decontaminate your ears. I will teach you a lesson today!"

"You can catch the cat secretly and I won't say anything to you, but she's only six months old and you dare to take her on a risk!"

Liu Shi looked sad and silently stretched out his palm to give her a slap, "I don't want to take her there either, but that cat is really powerful. Only Wanwan can catch it! I really didn't mean it."

He is already sixteen years old, and my sister still beats him like this.

Doesn't he want to lose face?

Liu Wan asked blankly, "How do you know that only Wanwan can catch that cat?"

Liu Shi curled his lips, "If I told you that I could hear Wanwan talking in his heart, wouldn't you find it incredible?"

Liu Wan was stunned.

Thinking that she had hurt sister's heart, Liu Shi moved over to comfort her, "Sister, it's a good thing that Wanwan is close to me. Don't be sad because you can't hear her voice. I will protect Wanwan for you."

"Haha." Liu Wan smiled faintly, "Brother, please kneel down. Sister, I beg you to do something."

Liu Shi immediately kneeled down reflexively.

He knelt down on his knees, his parents, and his elder sister.

Liu Wan said, "You know this and I know it, and you must not let a third party know about it. In recent years, there have been rumors about Evil Spirit everywhere. Wanwan She is definitely a normal child. You must not spread this matter out. If it hurts her, you..."

"Brother, I know. Sister."

Liu Wan nodded, Disciplinary Ruler slapped him in the palm of his hand, "Get up."

Liu Shi smiled slightly, his sister really felt sorry for him and was not willing to hit him hard every time.

He stood up happily.

At this time, Pan Chun from outside hurriedly came in and said, "Oh no, something happened to Miss."

Liu Wan The two of them quickly came to Rear Courtyard and saw Xia Wanwan sitting on the ground holding a pacifier in his mouth, pointing at the fat cat and crying.

The fat cat's ears drooped and he squatted on the ground, looking at her helplessly.

"What's going on?"

Liu Wan asked Qing Sheng.

Qing Sheng smiled sheepishly, "Miss saw Cat here, and insisted that the slave let it out to play with it. After playing for a while, it felt boring, so it pointed at Cat and let it bark like a dog, and even said it was little Doggy."

"Cat is so willing. He kept meowing, and Miss was so angry that he cried."

"She wanted to crawl over and pull the cat's hair, but the slave girl stopped her."

Liu Wan:······

Liu Shi:······

A good cat, you want it to bark like a dog?

How can people learn to bark like a dog?

Xia Wanwan was still crying. When she saw Mother coming over, she paused, smeared saliva on her face, and continued to cry.

"Dog···Doggy······"

"Bully···Loss···Wo······"

[I just let it bark a few words, and it scolded me woo woo.]

[Mother Do you know how unpleasant it is? It meows, meows, meows, and scolds me.]

Fat cat:······

Did you make a mistake, little ancestor? Yes, I am very grateful to you for saving me and not letting these stupid shit shovelers beat me to death.

However, you cannot insult my dignity as a cat.

You're still barking like a dog, why don't you let me bark like you?

In ancient times Zhao Gao referred to a deer as a horse, but today you Xia Wanwan refers to a meow as a dog, right?

Who knows, it is really speechless.

Xia Wanwan said with a depressed mouth and big watery eyes, "It's... a dog...Doggy."

Fat Cat: I've really had enough.

Xia Wanwan cried again, "It's...Doggy..."

The fat cat originally wanted to turn around and leave, but he saw the little Maternal Uncle who had pulled out the sword.

And the socially fearful girl who is as strong as an ox is standing behind Xia Wanwan holding Wolf-Tooth Club.

Fat Cat: "Wow~"

Xia Wanwan stopped crying and stared blankly at the fat cat.

Fat Cat: "Woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof~"

Seeing the two men put away their weapons, Fat Mao was sweating profusely.

Xia Wanwan stopped crying, helped the fat cat to stand up with difficulty, patted its head, "Okay... good Doggy."

[From now on I will be a little baby with Doggy.]

[Listen to me obediently. When I am three years old, I will help you cultivate to become a spirit.]

The fat cat paused and immediately surrounded her, jumping up and down.

What a joke, it's a majestic meow, but it still needs the promise of a little brat like you?

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof."

However, those who know the current affairs are heroes, and it is better to have them than not.

Liu Wan's eyelids jumped and he had to give his daughter a thumbs up.

She seemed to remember that her daughter had a skill, Words That Come True!

That is to say, good things do not work but bad things do.

Then this cat...

Uh.

Forget it, as long as she is happy, she originally asked Qing Da to dispose of the cat last night, but Wanwan insisted on keeping it.

There would not be the scene like today.

If Madam Li comes back and finds his Cat raised here, I don't know what the reaction will be.

Just after thinking about it, Wang Xia rushed in hurriedly, "Eldest Madam, something happened outside!"

"What's the matter?"

"Madam and Heir Apparent are back and have asked you to come over!"

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